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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: “Aye, Admiral... fancy joinin' me?” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: "Aye, Admiral... Ah find it helps me fecht the urge tae skelp folk right in the neb." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: “Aye, Admiral... it helps me get through the bottle flu, if ye kin whit A mean.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: “Aye, Admiral... it helps me get through the smack withdrawal symptoms, so it does.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: “Aye, Admiral... ye telt us tae get oan wi' oor usual duties.” |
| McFortner | Commander Scott, you are going to the retirement planet whether you like it or not. |
| Chromedome | "You don't impress me. I'm a series regular and you're just a one shot, jobbing actor. Admiral. Sir." |
| Captain 8472 | “Admiral, I can explain. Your daughter was the one to approach Kirk.” |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, why is your mustache green?” |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, Kirk is claiming you provided the ‘drinks’ at the party. Can you please explain how so many people ended up with blood alcohol levels near 1%?” |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, do you have any knowledge about Kirk’s recent Halloween party? The ‘claims’ of various inappropriate ‘activities’ are quite troubling.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: "Aye, Admiral... but the Captain lets me hae a wee dram noo an' again." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow:"Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: "Ay admiral... but gin it makes a difference, A have bowked several times." |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "Admiral, with all due respect... If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle." Morrow [Just stares] |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… the fact that you periodically wear a kilt DOES NOT give you the privilege to use the ladies room." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Seriously, Mr. Scott… It IS Original Series over Next Generation, but it's PICARD over Kirk!" |
| Chromedome | "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?" "Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder." "Who says I was looking over your shoulder?" |
| Chromedome | "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!" |
| The Geek | "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… If you continue with the sea shanties, I’ll not only decommission the Enterprise, but I’ll decommission YOU also!” |
| Miss Marple | “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…” |
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