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Captain 8472 “Lassie, think you chipped a tooth.”
Chromedome "Beam me up, Scotty!"
Chromedome "We've got to stop meeting like this. People will talk."
Chromedome "Och, sexual harrassment at work! Why did I nae get any o' this in the orginal series?"
MR. WORF Uhura : Mr. Scott , I believe I have another engineer in the oven.
MR. WORF Uhura : Scotty !!!! My god man, you sent me into warp drive last night !!!! Thank You !!
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Mr. Scott, open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say 'AAAAAHHH'."
Scotty: "Aye, lassie... but I'd step back a wee bit if I was you."
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk."
Scotty: "Aye... but only when I'm off duty."
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk."
Scotty: "Aye, I am."
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Ye cannae change the laws of attraction."
Scotty: "That's MY line, Lassie... and yes, we CAN change them."
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, I appreciate the attempt, but you are not Kirk and we are not being mind controlled.”

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