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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | As the picture slowly got smaller and smaller... less and less air was available. |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Tryouts for the "Little Richard Soundalike Contest." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “Did you hear about Lt. Skippy?? He’s in SICK BAY… He had the Sea Bass for lunch! I had the SEA BASS! DID YOU HAVE THE SEA BASS??” |
| Miss Marple | This reminds me of when my mother's neck arthritis would act up and, to make her laugh, I would ask what she had thought or done to incur the wrath of Master Thrall Galt, to make him activate her collar of obedience. Turns out that laughter IS the best medicine! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | First contact with alien species don't always go as planned. This picture is from the first encounter with the Strangularians. |
| Captain 8472 | I wager 1000 Quatloos on Kirk passing out first. |
| Chromedome | Scene from an unseen episode where the TOS crew encounter the cooking of Neelix's ancestors. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Students at the ‘Shatner School of Overacting.” |
| J. J. Biggs | "I gots to bug my eyes out to see dis little picture." |
| J. J. Biggs | Mesa find youse lack of faith disturbing. |
| SlipperyStream47 | Bones: "Get the EpiPens! They're having an allergic reaction!" Nurse: "I can't, sir! We are penniless and Big Pharma is charging $400 a piece!" Bones: *Sob* "Well, Jim, I suppose it's time to let you all go." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Necks time on Star Trek...... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kool had The Gang Iggy had The Stooges Siouxsie had The Banshees Kelly had his Machine Gun Jim Kirk has …The Bridge Crew? …The Away Mission? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Derek had The Dominos Sly had The Family Stone Guns had Roses Bill Shatner has …The Shats? …The $hitters? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Gladys Knight had The Pips Frankie Valley had The Four Seasons Bill Shatner has …The Shatters? …The Billy’s? …The Shadettes? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Natalie Merchant had 10,000 Maniacs. Jim Kirk has 2 Series Regulars. |
| Captain 8472 | Honey, I Shrunk the Caption Competition |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “Wa… wa… water!” Uhura: “Wa… water!!” Chekov: “Wa… wa… WODKA!” |
| Chromedome | (Nichols thinks) I went to ballet academy to do this? (Koenig thinks) I gave up a career in psychology to do this? (Shatner thinks) Damn! I am SO GOOD at this! |
| Captain 8472 | Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Asphyxious. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new chokes; to seek out new breathe play and new collars; to boldly suffocate where no man has suffocated before! |
| N'tran DS 12 | Respiration is futile. You will be asphyxiated. |
| The Geek | Kirk: "We... ack.. need to get... (cough)... to sickbay!" Chekov: "What (gasp gasp) is it, Keptin?" Kirk: "It's... wh-where sick people (gag) go!" Nichols: "I c-can't believe (gasp cough) I get paid to do this!" |
| The Geek | A scene from the unaired episode 'The Heimlich Maneuver'. |
| Frankie Cestnuts | Worst… Passport… Photo… Ever! |
| The Geek | Kirk and his crew learn that heading down to Funky Town was not without its drawbacks. |
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