| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| ThomasJBryant | 
Kirk realized the trouble he was in when the Orion slave girl turned out to be an Orion slave transsexual. | 
| ExAstris | 
Mr. Scotty's "beam their pants off" prank had garunteed good results. | 
| Guybrush | 
"I'm afraid doing that wont help the ship stop any faster Captain." | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | 
It's sad to think what would have happened if this man ever entered a holodeck. | 
| Hugh Jass | 
Kirk realised with horror that he had sat on his per hamster: Fluffy | 
| Samus | 
Kirk when he finds out that Picard was voted one of the top 10 most sexy men | 
| JedTheGuy | 
Captain Kirk first sees Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. | 
| Tyrridon | 
Notice that you can't see anything lower than his stomach...that's because Sulu's bucking for a promotion. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
That was "Trapped in a Box". Now watch this one. It's called "Walking against a Strong Wind" | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
Turns out, Spock's comment about the captain's chair being "the hot seat" wasn't a "colorful metaphor"...  | 
| Cailus | 
No-one could do the Dumbass Maneuveur like Jim T.Kirk. | 
| The Steve | 
Never again would Kirk have a Vulcan waxing after the pain it inflicted. | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
Shatner was not pleased with the pose used for his Madam Tussaud's replica... | 
| jg | 
Kirk: The kid's not mine, I swear. I've never even been on your planet.  | 
| nerd86 | 
McCoy: I'm sorry but we had to remove your penis... | 
| SlideMan | 
My......God! It's full of stars! | 
| Adam | 
Kirk: "Oh my god! stop mooning me Sulu, it's so horrible!" | 
| Niall Johnson | 
This, boys and girls, is why we have crowd control barriers at conventions. | 
| Niall Johnson | 
This is why William Shatner is never allowed into a strip club. | 
| Jim | 
Dolly Parton visits the set of Star Trek... | 
| Lynn Campbell | 
Kirk: Nuns? Ahhh….Reverse, reverse!!! | 
| Lynn Campbell | 
Shater’s first reaction to the proliferation of Spock/Kirk slash fic.  |