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Female Extra #1: “Is that her?”
Female Extra #2: “Of course it is.”
Female Extra #1: “Rebecca… You married to John Stamos, weren’t you?”
Rebecca: “Well yes… I was.”
Female Extra #1: “Great… To settle a bet: Does he dress himself to the right or the left?”
Rebecca: “Excuse me?” |
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| “How much am I getting paid for this Cameo bit?” |
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| Halo 1? |
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| "Please can I go home now?" |
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| "I'd like a Big Kahuna burger please." |
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| "No. I am not Frankie Chestnuts." |
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| “Teacher, why is there an onlyfans account with your name on it?” |
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| " ... and here's one I made earlier!" |
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| Yet another asylum seeker being persecuted for not being a white human male. |
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| “When was my job replaced by AI?” |
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| Ring of Fire |
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| "Get me an Uber. I'm outta here!" |
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| The individual pictured was set up on a blind date by a friend. The date turned out to be Wesley Crusher. |
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| Pike: "Good God Number One!! You look like number two!" |
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| “Yes, I was head of security for a library before joining Starfleet. Why does that matter?” |
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| “Wait, I am not good enough for Kirk to persue?!” |
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| “Wait, crew members have to do WHAT with me for Enterprise Bingo?!” |
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| “The crew found out about my internet search history!?” |
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“Yes, that is a miniature black hole behind me, but it is fully contained.”
*screeching crunch, alarms sound* |
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| "This Venn diagram shows, inside the circle, the members of the Wesley Crusher Fan Club ..." |
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If this is the view up Q's rectum,
Call the picture
#1 and #2. |
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| The new puppy just chewed up the captain’s shoes. |
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| This is the face I get when I must appease an unreasonable manager. |
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| "Eee, tha scrubs up reet greatly, tha knows flower!" |
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| "As you can see, it really IS full of stars!" |
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| "This is the view up Q's rectum." |
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| "This is a computer simulation of what would happen if Q set light to his farts." |
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| "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to give her a decent caption." |
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| "Please, give me a decent caption!" |
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| "Do you want fries with that?" |
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| When you look into the Abyss, the abyss also looks into you. |
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| “Please explain why I was invited to this party, and why I am the only woman in attendance.” |
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| Director: You need to look sexy, not act. |
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| Yea, it’s all about the The Feminine Mystique |
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| When asking for an honest opinion, don’t be surprised if the response is delivered with hesitation. |
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| “So, you are saying I will get Federation citizenship if I marry you?” |
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| “No, I am not some type of angel. Why do you ask?” |
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| Pike: "Okay, Number One... I understand all that Illyrian 'holier than thou" superiority garbage, but I just think the halo is a bit much. |
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| Once again, misogyny breaks another soul. |
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| “Yes, the female uniform is designed by human males, and I have lodged multiple complaints.” |
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| “Yes, that is a cross-temporal portal behind me, and I did travel through it.” |
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