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| The year is 2396: Microsoft introduces the latest iteration of "Clippy". Here's "Crabby"! |
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| As a test, AI identifies these two individuals as Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos at the age of 80. |
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| (offscreen) "Dr. Soong, do you like movies about gladiators?" |
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| If you Google “grumpy old man”, this is the photo that pops up |
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| "No, I do NOT look like Boris Johnson!" |
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| Even in the middle of the wilderness, a wireless dead-zone, Amazon advertising will still appear. |
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| Soong is once again reminded of his insecurities by being compared to Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. |
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| "No, I'm not going to repair your android. You didn't fill in the warranty registration when you acquired the device. So it's not my problem. Good day to you." |
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Q: "I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I've simply made the logical deduction that you are an idiot."
Picard: "He's right, you know. Putz."
Q: "Thank you, Mon Capitaine!"
Picard: "Save it, Q. My hemorrhoids are acting up and I don't need to hear it from you again."
Soong: "... So you two know each other?" |
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| (offscreen) "Make the most of this, it's your last appearance." |
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| As he watches his dreams go up in smoke, Dr. Soong realizes that he will never out do his artificial brother. |
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Once you are over the hill,
You begin to pick up speed. |
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| Tariffs are so high, some are starting to think they can see them. |
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Old Man Soong: “Picard, do you realize you are peeing on my leg?”
Picard: “Yes, I do.” |
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Old Man Soong: “Dammit… Pull up your pants, you look like a friggin’ gang-banger.”
Picard: “I agree, it really makes people look so stupid.”
Old Man Soong: “I was talking to YOU, Picard!” |
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| Going out with a swan Soong? |
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| Yet another Soong with a bruised ego. |
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| Old Man Soong: “Just because I lost the argument doesn’t mean I was wrong.” |
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| Old Man Soong: “I’m already planning on being an a$$hole again tomorrow.” |
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| Old Man Soong: “What the hell’s the matter with those punks with their flat billed baseball caps. That’s just WRONG!” |
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| Picard: “This is MY Soong! There are MANY like it, but THIS one is MINE! My Soong is my best friend!” |
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| Lwaxana is still perusing Picard. Her most recent attempt is quite the ‘surprise.’ |
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| “This is a nature preserve, why is there a Starbucks out here?!” |
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"What's that awful noise?"
"It's the Oasis reunion concert at Heaton Park in Manchester."
(Yes, I'm 3 miles away and I CAN hear them. Unfortunately.) |
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| Things They Never Said #25B: "It was an honour & a privilege to serve with Wesley Crusher." |
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| “Dr. Soong, I know you are very jealous of Data’s popularity, but that is not a very convincing reason to destroy everyone’s future.” |
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"What's that noise? It sounded like a scream for mercy!"
"It's just Frankie Chestnuts & Chromedome having a 'meeting' with Captain 8472 behind the woodshed." |
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| The look you get when newer generations don’t recognize you. |
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| One does not expect to see their own face on a VD billboard. |
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| Star Trek, the hair loss years. |
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| "I must be old. I've forgotten my lines." |
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| Prince Andrew wasn't expecting to find the paparazzi there. |
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| The Deadly Years |
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| The moment you realize you have gotten old. |
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| Picard: Its minced sheep's pluck encased in sheep's stomach. They call it Haggis. |
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| Steward: Did you know The Final Frontier made more money at the box office than Nemesis did? |
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Soong: I'm getting the feeling I forgot something.
Picard: You're not wearing pants.
Soong: I think it was important...
Picard: Your moon is on full display!
Soong: Probably nothing. Hey Picard, wanna see me do a cartwheel? |
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| Picard: I'm telling you, the dress has blue and black stripes! |
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| Spiner: “Patrick, I gotta tell you … that boy ain’t right?” |
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| We’ve been talking smack since “The Before Time”, when we could only point and grunt. |
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Proverbs 16:18:
8472: "Pride goeth before the fall" |
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| Chromedome, is it 8472 talkin’ smack again? How’s about we take him out behind the woodshed and show him what for. |
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| Old actors never die. They just get spin off series. |
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| Despite all they got paid, Brent Spiner and Patrick Stewart have just realized that they cannot afford to retire. |
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Age,
the final frontier...
To oldly go where no android has gone before. |
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| Relics? |
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| Coming of Age? |
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| "Sorry, we'll have to cut there. My leg bag is full!" |
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| "Can you remember where we parked the starship?" |
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| "Is that Cap'n 8472? By 'eck, I tell 'ee, I bin doin' this compo for near on 20 year and now that young whippersnapper shows up wi' his fancy ideas. T'ain't reet, I reckon an' all." |
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| FrankieChestnuts (foreground) and Chromedome (background) are feeling increasingly insecure by the other captioners gaining ground on their scores. |
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| “Hey you kids… Get off my space time continuum!” |
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| Soong: “Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Data?” |
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| "DITL Captioneers? Get lost the lot of you!" |
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| Engage the Zimmer frame! Warp factor SLOW! |
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| This face is the reaction I get when reading political news. |
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| Star Trek: The Geriatric Years |
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