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Frankie Chestnuts Scotty: "Admiral, with all due respect... If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle."
Morrow [Just stares]
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… the fact that you periodically wear a kilt DOES NOT give you the privilege to use the ladies room."
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Seriously, Mr. Scott… It IS Original Series over Next Generation, but it's PICARD over Kirk!"
Chromedome "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?"
"Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder."
"Who says I was looking over your shoulder?"
Chromedome "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!"
The Geek "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like."
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… If you continue with the sea shanties, I’ll not only decommission the Enterprise, but I’ll decommission YOU also!”
Miss Marple “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…”

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