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Richard Who has two fingers and wants you to fix the warp core?

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Miss Marple Torres, to self: For a smart lady, she really doesn’t understand the concept of “telling a fish story.”
Miss Marple Once again a conflict on Voyager is resolved with a dance-off.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "B'Elanna... before we meet up with the Borg again, I need you to upgrade the weapons... the guns... you know those shooty things."
B'Elanna: "You mean the phasers?"
Janeway: "Sure... Whatever."
Miss Marple Thanks, DITL, for acknowledging the start of breast cancer awareness month.
MR. WORF B'Elanna , regulations state your Boobs must be this far apart when your in uniform.
MR. WORF B'Elanna , Pull my fingers .
Captain 8472 B’Elanna could not find a way to win an argument without breaking Janeway’s fingers.
Bird of Prey Janeway: "Lt. Paris may be your boyfriend, but *I* am the mother of his children!"
B'Elanna: "His salamander children."
Commodore Bob Wesley One antimatter containment failure and everyone starts pointing fingers.
Bird of Prey Janeway: "It was so cold, my two little Janeways were literally like this!"
B'Elanna: "Too much information, Captain!"
Hugh If you were Seven of Nine, I'd be touching you from here
Chromedome "Have you heard? Bezos is going to put Shatner into orbit."
"They're gonna need a bigger rocket."
Commodore Bob Wesley And YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft...
Bird of Prey Janeway: "Soooo... which one of you is the real B'Elanna?"
Torres: "Captain, you're drunk again."
Bird of Prey Janeway: "You petaQ!"
Torres: "Excuse me, what!?"
Janeway: "Did I pronounce that right?"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "B'Elanna... Are you the one that installed the face to face urinals in the men's rooms?"
Torres: "Yes... that was me. I'm sorry, Captain."
Janeway: "No reason to be sorry... I thought it was friggin' hilarious!"
Chakotay: "I didn't."
PegasusJF Janeway was just about to describe the biggest fish she caught but remained mute as she realized it wasn't all that impressive.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: “Pew…. Pew, Pew.”
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway and B’Elanna discuss the short lived, but memorable fashion trend of “cone-y bras” of the mid 20th century.
Miss Marple AGAIN with the naughty pictures…
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: “Search the historical files… Her name was Madonna and her boobs were her primary weapon.”
Bird of Prey B'Elanna: "Captain, all the phasers on board stopped working!"
Janeway: "No problem! Just hold your fingers like this and say 'Pew, pew pew!'"
Chromedome "Captain, you're going to have to work on your disco pointy dance."
Chromedome "Those two pointy things on the back of the ship ... they are the engine thingies aren't they?

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