Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
N'tran  DS 12	This transporter accident is going to be a doozy.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Security officer: “Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.”
Frankie Chestnuts	Redshirt: “Did you hear about Lt. Skippy?? He’s in SICK BAY… He had the Sea Bass for lunch! I had the SEA BASS! DID YOU HAVE THE SEA BASS??”
Frankie Chestnuts	Redshirt: “This is so exciting. I’ve been waiting forever to see them again…” Yellowshirt: “I guess Mick has slowed down since confined to a wheelchair, but Keith doesn’t look a day over 123.”
Miss Marple	GoldShirt: I swear! She touched my arm for THREE MISSISSIPPIS! Redshirt: It means NOTHING. She was NOT hitting on you.
Frankie Chestnuts	Redshirt: "Did you see Chromedome's entry this month?" Yellowshirt: "Yeah... Classic." Tealshirt (Male): "The Geek has an entry... Hilarious!" Tealshirt (Female): Did you see Frankie Chestnut's entry?" All: "Oooooo... ♫ ♪ Frankie Chestnuts! ♪ ♫"
The Geek	Who hasn't tried to look busy when the office micromanager unexpectedly walks in on them?
Frankie Chestnuts	MORAL: SCAVENGER HUNTS Yeah... They're still lame.
The Geek	Yellowshirt: "...and that is how I know this is a tricorder." Redshirt: "So then you do know that in order to scan this interface, you need to turn the tricorder on?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Yellowshirt: “Don’t you just hate these phony social functions.” Redshirt: “Yeah, they’re always… so… phony…?” Tealshirt (guy): “GOD! Did you see what Neelix is wearing!” Tealshirt (gal): “Yeah, syre… I yhink I’ve had shoo much of tha punch dat he wash sherving. Cam you shoo me where m'quarters sre?”
Obama third term	The Trump rally for Stormy Daniels pay off was underwhelming
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: “Hey, break up… You look like a cadet review.”
Miss Marple	Yellow Shirt: Seriously, this is not all about Frankie Chestnuts! Everyone else, to self: Uh, YES it is.
MR. WORF	The McDonald's ordering panel was still making mistakes even in the 24th century.
Chromedome	"Have you seen all the DITL merch? There's loads of it!" "Yes, I got one of the bodysuits but it seems bit tight." (pause) "You DO know they are for babies don't you?" "Ah!"
Chromedome	"So which caption should we vote for?" "This one of course!"
Miss Marple	And THESE cast members will be seen for a total of ONE time.
Miss Marple	Gold Shirt: Have you ever noticed what a pain in the ass it it to unzip these togs when you need the toilet??? Red Shirt: TELL me about it.
Captain 8472	Here we see everyone that will be going on the next away mission. The survivors betting pool is now open.
Frankie Chestnuts	Female Lt. Tealshirt: “Hang on, hang on… I know this one… We are lower deck unknowns. This is the episode where we are introduced, one of us dies on an away mission, and none of us are never to be seen again.”
The Geek	Director: "CUT! You idiots! We're filming their stunt doubles!"
MR. WORF	Engineer : My scans indicate one of you clogged the only toilet on this deck.
N'tran DS 12	This meeting of the Maquis Mutiny Committee will come to order.
The Geek	Yellowshirt: "One tricorder to rule them all, Redshirt: "One PADD to find them, Left Tealshirt: "One terminal to bring them all, Right Tealshirt: "And in the corridor... dammit. LINE!"
N'tran DS 12	The crowd at William Shatner's concert was underwhelming.

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