|Captain 8472||Sending two scientists to meet with science deniers did not end well.|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Bones: "Fun fact, Spock. Humans developed that gesture as a safe alternative to handshaking during a 21st Century viral outbreak."|
|Bird of Prey||McCoy: "Spock, do you have any idea what this colorful pins on our gala uniforms are supposed to mean?"
Spock: "Not a clue, Doctor. But I tried to arrange them in a manner that seemed logical to me."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: “Peace, Love and Music.”
Bones [under his breath]: "Damn hippies.”
|Miss Marple||McCoy, to self: Why do HIS medals look like a "Christmas Tree", and mine look like a Nazi cross?|
|The Geek||McCoy (thinking): "At least I'm safe in my mind."
Spock (thinking): "At least you're safe in your mind."
McCoy: "I hate it when you do that."
Spock (thinking): "I know, Doctor."
|JeanDanielCloutier||I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!|
|mwhittington||If you slap Spock's hand while performing the Vulcan salute, would that be considered a "Sci-Five"?|
|Miss Marple||McCoy looks on solemnly as Spock demonstrates the new "I Love New York" logo in sign language.|
|Merat||McCoy: "Are you still planning to open with a joke, Spock?"
Spock: "It is customary at such gatherings."
McCoy: "Well, yeah, but usually the guy doing it knows how to tell a joke. I'm shocked you even know what one is. So... what IS your joke, anyway?"
Spock: "Allow me the honor of introducing our Chief Medical Officer."
|Merat||Man, the Disney pin trading scene gets really weird in the future.|
|Chromedome||"Strange Doctor, it appears that the indigenous population are not responding favourably to my greeting."
"I think you lost them with the phrase 'Yo blood, how's it hanging in the hood' - Scotty, beam us up!"
|MR. WORF||Spock : I'll take 5 Romulan Ales.
McCoy : Jesus Spock ! I'll think you may
have a drinking problem.
|ilandra||Spock was not pleased to have been given the role of 'wall' in the Enterprise Amateur Dramatic Group's production of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' as he'd been hoping to play Puck.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||...so, who thinks we are opening the country up too fast?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bones: "Spock... I realize that not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place... There's just no reason to whip them out like that."|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: "You know, the original greeting words that came with this gesture was: 'Talk to the hand!' But then Surak said that this isn't logical at all, and changed that."|
|Ryan||Kirk (O.S.): What was his address again? What Baker Street?
|Bird of Prey||McCoy: "I am a doctor, not a mathematician - but that's not how I learned the right hand rule..."|
|Chromedome||"Never ... in the field of galactic conflict ... has so much ... ham acting ... been done, for so many ... by so few."|
|Miss Marple||Different cultures have different solutions to the toilet paper shortage.|
|Chromedome||"Doctor, how do I remove Gorilla Glue from my fingers?"|
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