Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Klingon: ''What is written on that ship's hull? USS En... ti.., no Enter... pru... pre... Oh, to Gre'thor with it, I really do need glasses!''

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Cyrus Ramsay	With those shoulder pads this must be "Star Trek: Dynasty".
MR.X	Hmmm..... My teeth are looking good , my ridges are clean and my hair ......sniff ....sniff....smells just fine.
Admiral Dunsel	Bruce Jenner finally completes his transition into becoming a Woman.
PegasusJF	Seeing that her desired mate was too fragile for the usual Klingon courting ritual, this Klingon tried a different approach.
Frankie Chestnuts	Parental Nightmare #52 "Good evening Mr. Perkins... I'm B'Etor... I'm your daughter's date to the prom."
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Etor: "No, Quark... I DON'T want to make 14 slips of latinum the hard way!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Etor: "It is a good day to floss."
Chromedome	Do my shoulders look big in this?
Chromedome	Please help doctor, my chainmail bikini is chafing me!
Frankie Chestnuts	Where will YOU be when your prune juice kicks in?
Frankie Chestnuts	Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #31: They have an irrational fear of dentists.
Graeme A Carter	Maybe it'll be ok. Maybe there won't be an S in her name... ''Lursssssa, House of Durassssssss.'' I need a sonic shower.
Frankie Chestnuts	Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #7: B'Etor played goalie on her college shot putt team.
Bird of Prey	''petaQ'' is such popular Klingon insult because you can say it and spit in disgust at the same time.
Frankie Chestnuts	Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #87: As young girls, the sisters starred on a long running Klingon children's show: "Where on Qo'noS is B'Etor Sandiego?".
Frankie Chestnuts	Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #11: Lursa is an accomplished dressmaker AND blacksmith.
Mailman	Just found out her Bird of Prey got repossessed.
Captain Redbeard	Quiet, slaves! I am tired of your "Master B'Etor" jokes!
The Geek	Even their sneezes are violent and bloody.
Bird of Prey	For SOME REASON, mirrors never became popular amongst the Klingons.
Jim	You you thought that Brits had bad teeth...
Frankie Chestnuts	Austin Powers: "That's not your mother... it's a man, baby!" *Female Klingon punches Austin.* Austin Powers: "You must admit she is rather mannish. Really... if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick." *Female Klingon punches Austin.*
Miss Marple	Klingon Affirmations: I am good enough, … and EVERYBODY likes me.
Miss Marple	I just got Rolling Stones' tickets!

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