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| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | If you stare very closely at this picture you will notice an arms dealer and a Ferengi. |
| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Quark's prize for his millionth customer was...unorthodox. |
| nerd86 | I'm sooo happy to see you again Quark! And I see you're happy to see my wife as well... |
| nerd86 | Ah, Quark. Shouldn't you be carrying a tray or something. I'm the host of this gala! Oh, my mistake. It's just that I took one look at that tacky suit of yours and assumed you were the help. HA HA! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Quark: "I'm Quark.. Welcome to Neep Dace Spine.. Er Deep Space Nine." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dear God!! I think Quark has had 'lobe enhancement' surgery! |
| Ronbo | I've always been attracted to women with giant tumors on their forehead. |
| Ktasay | Evidence that mail order brides still exist in the 24th Century. |
| DBB | Quark: Hagath. Hello. Wow, your companion is certainly impressive. I'd like to log some time in her holosuite, if you catch my meaning. Hagath: This is my daughter. Quark: ... |
| Mr. President | "Well, Quark, at least you're not wearing a suit made out of meat like Lady Gaga." |
| N'tran DS 12 | The Arms dealer shows his wares....with attachments. |
| Mr. President | Hagath: "Look, dear, he's drawn the line here - this far and no further. Such a shame that he had to draw the line with his own urine, though." |
| Mr. President | "Ah, Quark, I see it isn't just your latinum that is gold-pressed." |
| nerd86 | She's looking Quark in the eyes and her husband is looking at his crotch. Yep, their marriage won't last long. |
| nerd86 | Check out our latest model. Made of ultra-light composites she weighs only 22 kilos. Sleek, stain resistant black exterior with customizable decals. You can choose from any of seven different faces, ten eye colors, four skin tones, five hair types (Irish available next spring). Built in AM/FM radio and leather seat. And our customers' favorite feature: an on board computer programmed to find its owner positively irresistible and yet not intelligent enough to nag or complain. Comes with a two year warranty on parts and labor. I'll take two. I thought you might. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Talura: "I hear you are noted for your Holosuites. Quark: "Absolutely! Please let me know if there is anything I can keep you abreast of." Hagath: "Pardon me?" |
| epclarkson | Mr. Quark, is it a Ferengi custom not to wear pants when conducting business negotiations? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Hagath: "I see that not ALL parts of a Ferengi's anatomy are abnormally large." |
| Mr. President | "Quark, is that a self-sealing stem bolt you've got there or are you just pleased to see us?" |
| Kent | Is that a bar of latinum in your pocket or are you just happy to see my wife... |
| Bird of Prey | Quark: "Welcome to Quark's Bar! What can I do for you and your beautiful daughter?" Man: "Beautiful who? Oh. Oh, yeah! My daughter! Sure! Heh." |
| DBB | Hagath: Hello, Mr. Quark. Quark: Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole! Don't say mole...I said mole. Mo-o-o-o-le. |
| Bird of Prey | Quark: "Ah, the dabo girl salesman! I expected you earlier." |
| Mr. President | "Ah, I see it isn't just the Ferengi brain that has four lobes." |
| Mr. President | "I have to do WHAT to get store credit?!" |
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