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Caption Competition

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13 Jun 2010

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Winner

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N'tran DS 12 Zimmerman, a Starfleet Engineer
Held a sexy Dabo Girl most dear
Brought blossoms rare
Saw Leeta bare
And Rom has something to fear.

Special Mention

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Frankie Chestnuts Awkward Situations... IN SPAAACE!!
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: "So, would say that the nature of your emergency is LUV???"
Bird of Prey Seven: "Why it is custom among humans to present the target of their affection with the genitals of photosynthesis conducting lifeforms? Is this a metaphor for their intentions?"
Guybrush I don't think the Borg will be interested in that either, doctor...
nerd86 ...and they lived happily ever after.
Really?
No.
The Geek "Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a nice white room. I liked that white room. I died in that white room. They buried me. They buried me with flowers. Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a nice white room. I liked that white room. I died in that white room. They buried me. They buried me with flowers. Flowers? Flowers drive me crazy..."
Janeway: "B'Lanna, you better get up here. Someone flipped a switch and turned the Doctor into Mr. Hyde."
Frankie Chestnuts HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Cyrus Ramsay Seven of Nine realised that the flowers were a hologesture.
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: "Good evening, Seven. It is time for your social lesson. Tonight we will go over 'mating rituals'."
nerd86 Hey, haven't we all brought flowers to girls that didn't appreciate us? Am I right or am I right?
Foxbat Look what I extracted from the Captain's Colon! Explains a lot, doesn't it!
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "All right Doctor... Ready, 1... 2... 3... SMILE!...
Hmmmm... Let's try this again. 1... 2... 3... SMILE, BUT NOT QUITE SO CREEPY."
The Geek After suffering through another lonely Friday night, Leeta activaes her ELH: Emergency Lovin' Hologram.
nerd86 If my erection lasts longer than four hours I'll have to notify myself, heh heh.
nerd86 The kind of man Cialis was made for.
epclarkson "The...worst...blind...date...EVER!!"
Lagamorph I hope she notices my new haircut...
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Ooooh MY!!"
The Geek "The nice Ferengi in the Promenade said these flowers will make any woman's clothes just fall right off!"
...
"Wow. I owe that Ferengi a drink."
timblewee Doctor: Happy Birthday Captain!!
Janeway: Jesus Christ Doctor, what have you done to the Florarian Ambassador?
Mr. President Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know what these are,
But I got them for you.
nerd86 Rejection in 5... 4... 3...
Frankie Chestnuts Some Doctors carry Sonic Screwdrivers...
Some Doctors carry Ugly Bridesmaids Bouquets.
The Geek Here we are about to see a 40- year- old virgin become a 41- year- old virgin.

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