Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Guybrush	You're wearing that codpiece wrong.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Big Vulcan: "Don't call me tiny."
Cyrus Ramsay	Director:"When I said 'cut', I didn't mean...never mind, I think Nimoy has a twin brother."
Frankie Chestnuts	Bones to Kirk (whispering): "Look Jim, he's wearing a skirt." Kirk: "I noticed. I'd laugh at him if it wasn't for that HUGE blade... and I think he works out... and he must outweigh me by 50 lbs... and I think I crapped my pants."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "And I thought human foreplay was excessive."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "What do you mean our table isn't ready? We have a reservation for 2 at noon. I called ahead and double checked. This is entirely unacceptable. I'd like to talk to the matre'd." Bones: "Oh Jim, it's alright. Please don't make a scene again."
AJ	Say hello to my little friend!
drow	MORTAL COMBAT!!
drow	"Bones, remind me to decline Spock's invitation to Vulcan Christmas Caroling next year."
tlbs101	Spock, his time Amok; Kirk, his time amuck.
Silent Bob	Biggus Dickus: The Jewish Years
nerd86	For McCoy... A terrifying life or death ordeal. For Kirk... Thursday.
SlideMan	Two men enter, one man leave
Frankie Chestnuts	Big Guard: "What did I tell you about talking about Fight Club?"
drow	"It's okay, ma'am. We have captions. We're from the Internet."
Cuntbuckets	Look at my enormous chopper! It's enough to make you go "T'pring!"
Foxbat	"THIS is how you get the last of the mayo out of the jar, Captain..."
tlbs101	Kirk: Bones, can't you do anything to stop this tragedy? McCoy: Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an American Gladiator!
Mr. President	"Bones, what does he mean 'there can be only one'?"
Mr. President	VULCAN: "Which of you is James Kirk?" KIRK: (points at McCoy) "He is." McCOY: "Jim!" KIRK: "I told you, I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
The Geek	Not wanting to be outdone, Kirk just LOOKS for a reason to rip off his shirt.
nerd86	Kirk: Menh, I've seen bigger.
nerd86	Kirk: Well its been nice knowing you Spock, good luck with the Pon Farr. Scotty two to beam up.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Visit Vulcan he says. Beautiful weather he says. Fun activities he says...."
mwhittington	Kirk: "You know what they say, Bones, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

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