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Chromedome "I was a redshirt, but the colour came out in the wash."
Chromedome "I've got bad news, the Sixties called - they want their outfit back!"
Chromedome Dr Who had an android dog, Red Dwarf had a highly evolved cat, Star Trek has ... a mutant chipmunk.
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: every thing is your fault.”
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: wear a cup when you deliver bad news.”
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: every move you make, every breath you take, every step you take, she’ll be watching you.”
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: you no longer have any say in your life.”
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: she now owns your man bits.”
Captain 8472 “When you get married, remember this piece of advice: always have an apology ready.”
Bird of Prey Paris: "Why are you wearing that silly headband?"
Guy: "To keep my hair out of my face, dummy!"
Paris: "But your hair is too short to... oh, never mind."
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Did she tell you what happened to the last guy that rejected her?”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. I see you also like to live dangerously.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. What is your method to avoid broken bones?”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Keep an emergency medical kit on your side of the bed.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Well, she can definitely take care of you if you misbehave.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Good luck with your vows.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Fair warning, she is her mother’s daughter.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. A word of advice, don’t cheat on her.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. Choose which hand you wish to loose during your honey moon.”
Captain 8472 “So, you are the young man that wants to marry my daughter, Be’lana. How is your health insurance?”
Captain 8472 This week, on Candid Camera...
Chromedome "This headband holds my facelift in place."
Commodore Bob Wesley I am you from the future, Tom. In seven minutes and 34 seconds, DUCK.
MR. WORF Man : Tom the COVID 30 vaccine may have some side effects.
Tom : Such as ?
Man : Such as , I was a younger Commander Chakotay !!!!
Bird of Prey Paris: "What do you recommend for my back pain?"
New Age Guy: "Have you tried using healing crystals?"
Paris: "Wow, I can almost feel our EMH rotating in his holo-matrix right now!"
McFortner So, be honest. What do you think of my facelift?
Bird of Prey Paris: "Space hippies? That's so 2260s!"
Chromedome "Welcome to Beaverworld!"
Chromedome "I'm a leprechaun! Isn't that obvious?"
"But shouldn't you be wearing green?"
"Don't stereotype me!"
Chromedome "But ... they told me Frankie Chestnuts wears a headband just like this?"
Chromedome Yet again, Robert McNeill was left with the feeling that maybe he ought to get a new agent.
Chromedome "I see the costume budget is running low again."
MR. WORF Tom : What's up with that headband ?
Man : I'm elongating my head so I can stop Alzheimer's , other than that , I just can't remember.
Captain 8472 “I have a 16 inch pizza with mushrooms and sausage for a Mr. Paris.”
Chromedome "Feel the force! Let it flow through you! Become one with the force"
"Sorry mate, you've got the wrong franchise."
Captain 8472 “Please. I only wear this headband to keep my skin out of my eyes.”
Captain 8472 “So, when is your wife coming home?”
Captain 8472 “So, how do like the house?”
Bird of Prey Fitness trainer: "Come on, exercise is good for you!"
Paris: "My girlfriend is a Klingon - that provides me with all the exercise I need."
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: "Tuck, tuck, tuck..."
Paris: "No, no no... A beaver sounds like this: chuck, chuck, chuck."
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: ♪"Heading out to Eden
Yea, brother
Heading out to Eden
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Yea brother, yea."♫
Trip: "Oh... You must be looking for The 60’s. Down that way, third door on the left.”
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: ♪"Heading out to Eden
Yea, brother
Heading out to Eden
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Yea brother, yea."♫
Trip: "Oh... You must be looking for The Sonic Showers. They are on Deck 6.”
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: ♪"Heading out to Eden
Yea, brother
Heading out to Eden
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Yea brother, yea."♫
Trip: "Oh... You must be looking for The AA Meeting. They meet on Deck 6.”
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: ♪"Heading out to Eden
Yea, brother
Heading out to Eden
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Yea brother, yea."♫
Trip: "Oh... You must be looking for The Jazz Club. They meet on Deck 6.”
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: ♪"Heading out to Eden
Yea, brother
Heading out to Eden
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Yea brother, yea."♫
Trip: "Oh... You must be looking for The Dystopian Society Club. They meet on Deck 6.”
Chromedome "Can I get your JAG officer to represent me when I sue the costume department?"
Chromedome "Welcome to Planet Tasteless!"
Chromedome Cut along solid line
MLCoolJ "Okay...this headband is too tight..."
Samus OMG Star Trek Joe Biden
Trekanonymous Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? Guy: I have a Headband.
Trekanonymous Riiiight spaaaace mushrooms. And how many have you had?
Trekanonymous Headband, cap, or wig? YOU MAKE THE CALL.
Trekanonymous Tom:I like your tiara. Guy: It's a headband! A HEAD BAND!
Thestarwarrior That's not how the Force works!
Frankie Chestnuts “Pardon me… I was looking for the 80’s. They were around here a few minutes ago.”
Captain 8472 “So, where is this ‘A-Team’ that you hired?”
Captain 8472 “I am serious. And don’t call me ‘Shirley.’”
Captain 8472 “Why yes, this head band keeps my hair on my head.”
Captain 8472 “Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?”
Captain 8472 “Just slap me and call me Shirley.”

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