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Frankie Chestnuts Nimoy: “I don’t know Jim, he would probably make a better King Lear than either of us.“
Shatner: “But how good does he look with his shirt off?”
Frankie Chestnuts Nimoy: “I don’t know Jim, he would probably make a better King Lear than either of us.“
Shatner: “But how good does he look with his shirt off?”
Nimoy: “In a well lit room?”
Shatner: “Sure.”
Nimoy: “How well lit?”
Shatner: ”Four or five lights.”
Chromedome Nimoy: "Can you believe that Chromedome is 60 this month?"
Shatner: "60? Really? The bald old fart!"
Chromedome (Offscreen) "At least I've only got one chin!"
Frankie Chestnuts Gillian: "What's with him?"
Kirk: "Oh, him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS."
Spock: "What a putz."
Kirk: "Oh yea... and he's Jewish."
Captain 8472 They’re Pinky
They’re Pink and the Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain…
Captain 8472 As they watch Uhura walking off with her date, Spock questions every decision he made to find out where he went wrong.
Captain 8472 As they watch the crew members go to complete their separate tasks, Spock realizes that he is stuck with the most annoying captain he has ever known.
Chromedome Chromedome (left): "Hooker?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "You can call me T.J."
Frankie Chestnuts Chromedome (left): "Hookers?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "Hookers"
Captain 8472 Spoc just realized that an ancestor of his just made a pass on him, and Kirk, at the same time.
Chromedome Chromedome (left): "Pub?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "Pub."
Captain 8472 “Jim, when did we become irrelevant?”
Captain 8472 Chromedome (left) and Frankie Chestnuts (right) have just been told they are not funny. Their reactions were captured in this image.
N'tran DS 12 Krishna, Hari Hari Krishna.
N'tran DS 12 "Spock, you seem to be in pain."
"Still hung over from that mint candy."
Captain 8472 This image was taken at the moment these two learned who would be directing the next Star Trek movie.
MR. WORF Spock's blank look as he finds out one of the whales peed in the tank he just got out of !
The Geek "Wow. That really was whale shit."
"I warned against your wanting to taste the smear on my sleeve, Admiral."
Chromedome "Do you think our clothing makes us conspicuous?"
"Nah! This is the 1980's - the decade that fashion tries to forget - we'll fit right in!"
Captain 8472 As the street performers crash in an embarrassingly bad attempt to do a team hand stand, Kirk and Spock are forced to confront the depths of human stupidity.
Captain 8472 Not seen in this image, Wesley Crusher.
Chromedome (offscreen) "For ****'s sake! Can't either of you remember your lines?"
N'tran DS 12 The last time we saw Kirk and Spock, they were staring at Ilia ripping through a door.
Captain 8472 These two have just seen a sight that will haunt them forever.
Frankie Chestnuts Here is Nimoy looking like a member of a Taiwanese boy band, and Shatner looking like Tom Jones in the 70s… I guess it’s a lot better than the reverse…
McFortner Nimoy: What do you mean, I'm not directing the next movie? Then who is?
Shatner (thinking): I told you to wait until after the filming of this movie to tell him....
Chromedome "Do you know where the little Vulcan's room is?"
"From the smell, I think you're too late!"
Captain 8472 This year’s April Fool’s Joke was a doozy. Q sent these two to meet their mutual ancestor, Mike Dukakis.
Captain 8472 While as guests at a sci-fi convention, Nimoy and Shatner discovered an art display of Nimoy’s photography to the tune of ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.’
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see the instant that Leonard Nimoy has regret for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see the instant that Leonard Nimoy gets inspiration for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
Captain 8472 The great and powerful booty has hypnotized them.
Chromedome Let's be honest - this is the least flattering picture we've seen of these two.
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: “Admiral, your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with… shall I say… more colorful metaphors. 'Double dumb ass on you' …and so forth.”
Kirk: “You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word.”
Spock: “What an A-Hole!”
Kirk: “Now you’ve getting the hang of it!”
Frankie Chestnuts "...and the nominees for the Academy award for hair styling in a full length feature film... Oops, wrong picture!"
Miss Marple Nimoy: "Photogenic wide body mammals. Hmmm... I have an idea!"
Frankie Chestnuts Shatner is eyeing up yet another potential conquest...
Nimoy is eyeing up yet another potential subject for his burlesque photo series.
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "Admiral..."
Kirk: "Spock, don't call me Admiral."
Spock: Yes, sir."
Kirk: "Spock, stop saying sir."
Spock: "What would you prefer... Grand Poobah?"
Chromedome "I need a yak, a stirrup pump, an industrial sized bucket of chocolate sauce and some furry handcuffs."
"I fail to see how that will assist us in our mission, Captain?"
"It doesn't. But they will assist me in my relationship with that young lady over there."
Chromedome "I don't get it, Bill. We've come to Comic Con and NOBODY believes it is really us!"
Captain 8472 Spock is in shock. Kirk is confused. Kirk’s ex girlfriend has traded down.
Captain 8472 Spock: I did not think it was possible.
Kirk: Spock, please…
Spock: Dr. McCoy needs to know about this.
Kirk: Spock, I’m begging you…
Spock: To think you would be shot down by a woman before you even said a word.
Captain 8472 For Spock, an event that confused him. For Kirk, something he never wanted to see.
Captain 8472 Spock: Jim, what happened to me?
Kirk: Something McCoy will find endlessly amusing. You got drunk.
Captain 8472 When sightseeing, be wary of other people’s cameras.
The Geek "We're in, to use the common vernacular, 'deep shit,'wouldn't you agree Jim?"
"Excellent use of the colorful metaphor, Spock, you awkward bastard."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “Hmmmm… I’d tap that!”
Spock: “Admiral… You are 20 years older than she is, and even 20 years ago, ‘I’d tap that’ was already offensive.”
Frankie Chestnuts Not sure which is worse… Nimoy’s wearing a spider on his head, but Shatner has a ferret.
Frankie Chestnuts Tough to imagine Shatner chose this toupee to wear in the film!
Frankie Chestnuts Quickly…
Who has worse hair??

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