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Frankie Chestnuts Here we see Cmdr. Riker practicing his 'submissive urination stare' on some of the more vulnerable members of the crew.

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Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Hey kid... My eyes are up here!"
Chromedome Riker: "No. I don't care what you say, he is too small to be Frankie Chestnuts."
Captain 8472 Distracting kids with clown shoes.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "So, Timmy... did you break into the armory, steal a phaser and kill your cat?"
Timmy: "Yes, Commander..."
Riker: "...and did the cat deserve it?"
Timmy: "Yes, Commander..."
Riker: "Good..."
Captain 8472 Parenting. Everyone’s greatest joy and worst nightmare.
Bird of Prey Riker: "A bit more respect boy, that 'boobilicious Betazoid hottie' happens to be the ship's Councilor! Aren't you a tad too young for stuff like that anyway?"
Boy: "I was just repeating what Daddy said..."
Boy's dad: "Uhm... Uh... Er..."
Bird of Prey Riker: "And why aren't you supposed to tease Alexander about his forehead ridges?"
Boy: "Because if I do, his father will kill me."
Riker: "I was about to say because it's morally wrong, but that works too."
Bird of Prey Riker: "See, the red uniform means that in the command division. And your father wears a blue uniform because he's a huge nerd - er, I mean because he's in the science division."
Chromedome "I'm sorry for sticking a 'KICK ME' sign to the back of your uniform, Commander."
"That's alright. I transferred it to Mr. Worf and he is looking for you."
Chromedome A popular game amongst the Enterprise crew was "How long can you hold onto the burrito bottom burp?"
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "No, no Timmy... When you cower in front of Captain Picard, you must drop your eyes, THEN submissively urinate. Let me demonstrate."

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