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Captain 8472 It is all fun and games until the Klingons arrive. Then it is all fun and games with blood shed.

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Frankie Chestnuts Before becoming a fierce Klingon warrior, Kor worked children’s birthday parties as “Noodles the Clown”
Frankie Chestnuts “A Guardian once tried to test me… I ate his heart with some grapok sauce and a nice pruuuuune juice... Sss-sss-sss-sss.“
Captain 8472 Every time a Klingon smiles, Kirk gets a new girlfriend.
Miss Marple … because I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
Frankie Chestnuts Prior to his life as a Klingon Warrior, Kor had a short lived career as a Motivational Speaker for corporate sales meetings.
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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO SELL!
Frankie Chestnuts Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I want you”
Scotty: “Laddy, don't you think you should... rephrase that??”
Frankie Chestnuts Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I want you”
Scotty: “Are ya daft lad??”
Frankie Chestnuts Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I want you”
Scotty: “I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!”
McFortner A job leading a massive horde of death dealing murder robots trying to eliminate Humanity? I'M IN!
Chromedome Another failed Trek spinoff:
A crime drama set on Qo'nos following a tough police detective called ...
KORJAK!
SlartyBardFast Excuse me, have you let the glory of Kahless into your heart yet? We should talk.
Bird of Prey The best thing about gagh is how it keeps tickling you even when it's already in your stomach!
Frankie Chestnuts As opposed to the Vulcans, who are very private about their mating practices, Klingons proudly proclaim their VARIED activities!
Chromedome "I like big batleths and I cannot lie!"
Frankie Chestnuts … and so the monk says to the Ferengi: ‘If we didn’t want to go bowling, why did we bring the clone?’
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Thank you… Thank you… I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waiter. And try the veal… it’s the best in the Catskills.
Chromedome "Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing! A bloodbath in the cause of vengeance! Who wouldn't want to come! Such is the DITL Caption Competition!"
Captain 8472 “That is a disruptor in my pocket, and I am happy to see you.”
Chromedome "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it,
I'm about to kill someone and I know I'll like it!"
Chromedome "You mean it's Taco Tuesday?"
DBB Vote Kor 2024. Honor, glory, and eating the heart of your enemies.
Chromedome "Vote Kor! Make Qo'nos Great Again!"
Chromedome "I never wanted to be a soldier, I wanted to be .... a LUMBERJACK!"
Mr. Worf Kor proves Crest Whitening Strips still work in the 23th century.
Captain 8472 The look on Rick Berman’s face when he was given control of the Star Trek franchise.

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