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Captain 8472 “Can you explain what kind of transporter accident would remove my hair?”

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Silent Bob Haircare that’s as unique as you are.
Chromedome "I'm not sure it really suits me. Do you have something in mucus?"
Miss Marple I'm TRYING to think, but nothing's happening!
Frankie Chestnuts "Wear sunscreen. TRUST ME on this."
Frankie Chestnuts Carnac the Magnificent: "Sis Boom Bah…”
Carnac opens envelope…
Carnac: “Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes.”
Ed McMahon: “HI-YOO!”
Captain 8472 A survivor of the Vulcan Death Fart shows the long term impact.
Captain 8472 “You say your life is tough? Well, sonny, back in my day we went to school in fallout suits as a precaution, practiced duck and cover for nuclear weapons and ate lead paint for the fun of it, and I turned out just fine!”
Captain 8472 I am both curious and afraid of the medication advertisement this image is from.
Captain 8472 “Please tell me I still have my hair.”
Horta not Vorta Not every species keeps their genitals in the same place. Some mount them on their shoulder.
Frankie Chestnuts Hi. This is R. Zimmerman for the American Cancer Society.
[wheeze]
I used to smoke ‘bout 20 packs of cigareeeettes a day…
[wheeze]
But since I lost one of my lungs…
[wheeze]
I cut my smoking in half.
[wheeze]
[wheeze]
Chromedome "I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. De Mille!"
Chromedome 99 out of 100 members of DITL Species No. 965 say that their anti-wrinkle cream just ain't working!
MR. WORF Young Jem'Hadar soldiers often couldn't remember if they had taken their ketracel - white. So a storage unit was designed.
McFortner I have Excedrin Headache Number NX-01....
McFortner When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you do not.
Chromedome That's not a good look, mate. Davros of the Daleks did it way better than you!
MR. WORF In the 23rd century the Jarvik 7000 is now placed outside the body for better monitoring. This poor man is trying remember if it needs a new battery.
Chromedome "It's not a bad career being the forman of a slave mine. I mean, I'm working from home, so I can set my own hours. I can delegate the day to day oppression to my chief overseer, so the RSI on my whip arm is easing. There are opportunities to grow the business, as long as no do-gooders come past. The pension plan is a bit poor, but I should have enough to retire to Orion with a slave girl or two."
Captain 8472 “What!? How is exposure to toxic chemicals the reason I lost my hair?!”
N'tran DS 12 Pantene, because you're worth it.
Horta not Vorta Uh oh, full bladder.
J. J. Biggs Mesa tink youse should put da helmet back on.
Captain 8472 “Why, yes, I do work with nuclear energy. How did you know?”

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