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Bird of Prey Kidnapper: "So, its seems your Captain refused to pay the ransom. Do you know what that means?"
Paris: "Oh, please don't say it..."
Kidnapper: "It means we'll always have Paris!"

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Frankie Chestnuts “Pardon me… I was looking for the 80’s. They were around here a few minutes ago.”
Frankie Chestnuts Space Hippie: "Tuck, tuck, tuck..."
Paris: "No, no no... A beaver sounds like this: chuck, chuck, chuck."
Chromedome "I'm a leprechaun! Isn't that obvious?"
"But shouldn't you be wearing green?"
"Don't stereotype me!"
Commodore Bob Wesley I am you from the future, Tom. In seven minutes and 34 seconds, DUCK.
PegasusJF I am you, the Ghost of Star Trek yet to come...
MR. WORF Tom : I take it you didn't have any side effects from your vaccine Harry ?
N'tran DS 12 Sucker of the Mind.

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