|The Geek||Odo: "Huh. So tell me, Mr. Starfleet, have you ever committed even just the tiniest infraction?"
Sisko: "No, but I have done some shady shit for a Klondike Bar."
|MR. WORF||Odo : Commander , where's your proof of vaccination passport ??
|Frankie Chestnuts||Odo: "I'm telling you, Captain... Ever since I've become a solid, I've lost EVERY staring contest!"|
|Captain 8472||This staring contest will have a predictable winner. Only one individual has no biological requirement for blinking.|
|Captain 8472||“Commander, has anyone told you that you would look better with a goatee and shaved head?”|
|Chromedome||"So your nose can't change shape because you've got a Covid swab stuck up it?"|
|Miss Marple||Sisko: Back off Father Mulcahy! I was complementing your performance on M*A*S*H, not mashing.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Odo: "So when I was first working with Dr. Pol, he had me transform into various basic shapes... cubes, spheres, cylinders... Then we transitioned to more complex shapes: pyramids, cones... That's when it got disturbing. First it was a meat cleaver. Then a toilet [shutters]. It got worse from there..."|
|The Geek||Odo: "Commander, just between you and me, something smells."
Sisko: "What is it, Constable?"
Odo: "Your nose."
Sisko: "Working on your sense of humor, eh?"
Odo: "So what do you think?"
Sisko: "It stinks."
Odo: "Then I odor work on it some more."
Kira (offscreen) "WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF?!?"
|SlartyBardFast||Since space travel began, from the brave, intrepid explorers and the rugged home-steaders to even the consummate professionals of Star Fleet, all the voyages have been marked by the bitter contest of wills of “he who smelt it…"|
|SlartyBardFast||“Odo, why did you let me walk into a kiddie pool?”
“I was preparing to relax sir”
“I hope that’s water I’m standing in.”
“It is not, sir."
|Chromedome||"Odo, did you put the cat out?"
"we don't have a cat, Commander."
"It's just as well you didn't put it out then."
|Miss Marple||Forgive me, DITL Captioneers, if I keep coming up with naughty comments, but you’re the one with the “naughty” pictures.|
|Miss Marple||Sisko: “It’s always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”
Odo: Excuse me, Commander, but that phrase has recently been replaced by “It’s always Frankie, Frankie, Frankie!”
Sisko: But … Frankie Chestnuts was never even on the Brady Bunch.
|The Geek||Odo: "I spoke to the widow. She told me her old husband's last words before he kicked the bucket."
Sisko: "'Kicked the bucket', Constable?"
Odo: "An old Earth idiom. May I continue?"
Sisko: "By all means."
Odo: "He said, 'Do you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?'"
Sisko: "Excellent set up and punchline; much better from last week."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I hear you've been annoying Quark again?"
Odo: "Sir, I can explain..."
Sisko: "Today is my turn to annoy Quark!"
|The Geek||Odo: "I solved the mystery of why the old and blind Katterpod farmer fell down the well on his property."
Odo: "He couldn't see that well, Commander."
Sisko: "Where are you getting your material?"
Odo: "From one who calls himself 'The Geek'. I will chat with him about it later."
Sisko: "See to it that you do."
Odo: "I see what you did there."
Kira (offscreen): "AARRGH!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Odo: "Captain, I-"
Sisko: "Constable... I'm going by the name "Hawk" now."
Sisko: "Correct. Hawk. No other name. Just Hawk. Like Bono, or Cher. My best friend is "Spencer".
Odo: "Spencer? Does he have another name."
Sisko: "Nope... just Spencer."
Odo: "Captain, you do realize I only have one name... Like Madonna, or Charo... or Stimpy."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: "No Constable... Your ass doesn't look big in that uniform. But good God, your nose could lose a few centimeters."|
|Chromedome||"DO. NOT. EVER. Pretend to be my morning doughnut."|
|Miss Marple||Odo: You wanted to discuss my log entries?
Sisko: Starfleet prefers you just start off with "Constable's Log:" and proceed from there. There's no need for a preamble like "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death..."
Odo: You object to Shakespeare?
|The Geek||Sisko: "...That's right, all of my underwear was stolen from my quarters."
Odo: "Very well, I'll open an investigation, beginning with Quark."
Sisko: "Quark? Why?"
Odo: "I always investigate Quark."
Sisko: "You know, I might not actually want to know about his level of involvement..."
|Captain 8472||“Odo, Quark has crossed a line. I want his ears on my desk by tomorrow morning, 0800.”|
|=NoPoet=||It had been thirty-eight hours and his eyes felt like they were on fire, but Sisko wasn't going to lose the third Annual Staring Contest.|
|Chromedome||"Hold it, Odo. Miss Marple called. She says you're not up to impersonating Frankie Chestnuts."
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