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drow Picard: "...and a thousand screaming fans wielding tinfoiled bat'leths stormed the bridge, and killed your son. I'm sorry, Beverly."

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CharonX Crusher: "X-men you say?"
Hisrak Beverly: If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the writing staff...
Tomalak "Death by Snu-Snu awaits you!"
Captain Nathan "I am the gate keeper."
"I am the key master."
spock100 Jean-Luc... *someone's* a merry man!
Wacky "I'm so sorry, Captain. I tried my Best, but Wesley's still alive."
XZB "...and have you noticed how my boobs have started to firm up?"
Bryan Moore "You know, Beverly, as Captain I can strip you of... er, rank... at any time."
Captain Nathan Ever since the Captain returns from being tortured by the Cardassians, he sometimes runs up to people on the bridge and yells "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS" as loud as he can in their face.
Dennie Hebels Beverly: Wesley... is... dead?? *sniff*
Picard: Yes, I'm afraid so. Apparently it was.... uhmmm.... an accident...
Legion A Crush(er) on Picard...
Bryan Moore While never shown in the series, various crew members had, in fact, taken many rides on the "Captain's Yacht"
James "So that's what they call the Picard Maneuver!"
Captain Pyett Picard: I'm ready for my physical doctor
Dougurasu Picard: NAKED!! NOW!!
Bryan Moore "What is it, Beverly?"
"I just saw The DaVinci Code. It made no sense!"

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