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Caption Competition

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12 Feb 2006

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Winner

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Mr. Dog "Q, his pants down!"
"Janeway, her legs crossed!"

Special Mention

Name Caption
Enzo Aquarius Janeway: Computer, end program 'Q Love Slave'
Lobster Q: "Guess what? Jean-Luc has taught me French, if you get what I mean..."
McFortner Janeway: Did you put the sign on my door saying "If the quarters are rocking don't come knocking?
T Kathryn, I understand,
You are a Hu-u-man,
Your boyfriend Mark's married off,
And Kim's *clicks finger* got a nasty cough,
I know what the rumours say,
'Bout you and Chakotay,
He may have a great tattoo,
But his guides belong-in-a zoo,
Paris will get married,
With the doc you'll get harried,
So don't forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet that i'm omnipotent!
Swift Q: "Are you ready for, what you humans have called it in the past, some 'boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom'?
Janeway: "You mean sex?"
Q: "Yes."
McFortner Janeway: Q, I don't care what you offer, I'm not going to bed with you.
Q: I've got coffee.
Janeway: Why didn't you say so?
Graeme A Carter Let me serenade you with this ancient earth song..."Bilbo, bilbo, bilbo baggins..."
P47 Even well experienced linguists didnĀ“t know that under certain conditions a "Q" can be found in "JANEWAY".
Tsukiyumi Q: " Look, Kathy, you either do this, or I'll make you all WALK home..."
Juan C Will and Grace 2370.
DanielB "I thought you, a Starfleet captain would understand...*sniff* .... Im just so LONELYYYYY"
Graeme A. Carter Roses are red, violets are blue, you never go back once you've gone Q...
Bryan Moore "Just call me Q-Pid"
Wiech Q: Is this how you normally decorate your room?
Janeway: I swear you tell anyone about this and next week's caption comp will be you dead in a ditch.
EMH_MkI Janeway: That better be a phaser, Q.
Hisrak Janeway: Is this really the best way to judge mankind?
Q: No, but it makes for a hell of a caption contest.
Niall Johnson No? In the mirror universe, you're known as Captain "Bury me an a Y shaped coffin" Janeway!
James Janeway: "Red robes die first."

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