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Zak Arranda "I pledge allegience, to the bucket..."

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BorgBob CubePants Quark: I'll ask you one last time. Did you order the code red on Rom?
Odo: I did the job Starfleet sent me to do.
Quark: Did you order the code red?
Odo: You're damn right I did!
Quark:....
Dante Quark: Ok, now you go run and hide, I'll stay here and count to 100.
Griddles During the Dominion War, the Founders realised it was much easier to conquer the Federation by simply growing in size and squishing them under their boots
The Steve Quarks first attempt at taxidermy went well
Brian Phillips Timbuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Dragon As it turns out, "Odo and the Bucket" was the most boring DS9 episode ever.
McFortner Quark realizes his inflatable Odo had about the same personality as the real thing.
Swift Odo: (taps communicator) Odo to Berman. After 5 hours of torture, the captive has given in. When asked by other people about Enterprise and the last years of Voyager he will now always answer "they were the best years of Trek" and never insult you and Brannon Braga again.
Berman: Excellent, now move on to the next on our hit-list... the Paramount executives.
Zeke Thorne Quark: No! Not again!
Odo (sings): To dreeeam...the impossible dreeeam...
Derek In the spirit of creative sentencing, Odo orders Quark to stand in a corner for 25 to life.
Swift It's another one of those old 'we're running out of money so we'll trap two characters in a elevator' episodes.
Lancel Odo: I could've sworn they said Two-BEDROOM apartment, not Two-BED apartment.
Captain Feedback Odo: Quark, you DIDN'T . . .
Quark: What am I supposed to do, we're trapped in here!
Odo: But in my BUCKET ! ! !
FL Quark: I swear I hear someone peddling in the next room.
Odo: Poor Captain Kirk
Researcher So a super-tall shapeshifter and a cowardly Ferengi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "What is this? A joke?"
Zak Arranda Quark: "Standest thou, so straight and tall?"
Odo: "Perhaps you should face the wall."
Quark: "Why did you bring your bucket?"
Odo: "Quiet now, or I shall tell you to **** **!"

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