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Caption Competition

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7 Sep 2005

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Winner

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Wiech Rub-a-dub-dub , three Feds on a hub,
And who do you think they be?
The Captian , the Doctor , the science officer,
beam them up, doomed be all three.

Special Mention

Name Caption
MJP O’Brian: Red then blue.
Sisko: No no, blue then yellow.
Kira: There is no yellow.
Dax: There isnt?
Bashir: Um..guys I changed my mind...
Hollander Sisko: Alright Chief, energize!
Kira: No, wait. Your standing on the...
*bzzzt*
Kira:...waste recycler.
O'Brien: Alright, I found the transportroom. Captain?
Silent Bob Dax: "are you sure a transporter this small is safe?"
O'Brian: "Yes, why?"
Dax: "Because I don't want to materialise as Basdaxco!"
alex sisko: what does it say obrien?
Obrien: it says...i don't have...DNS entry??
Turgon Dax [muttering]: Ben, I told you that performing an opera in the group sonic shower wouldn't attract a large audience...
Sisko: Keep singing, old man!
The Steve Kira: May the prophets be with you on this mission Emissary.
Sisko: I'm only going for pizza.
Kira: I know, but if you get anchovies, the prophets will be the ONLY ones who can save you from me.
FL O'Brien: Captain. Some joker installed Windows 2371 on the Defiant computers. We're curently experiencing system wide failures. I'd really get off the transporter now if I were you, sir.
Qurtis A Clone, A Trill and a Human walk into a transporter....
stop me if you've heard this.....
Isaac Wright Your mission: Go to the year 2005, and stop this "Stewie Griffin" and STOP HIM FROM CHANGING THE WEATHER. Thus stopping Peter Griffin from killing William Shatner!
Bryan Moore "Thats right, its rigged to transport you 5 years into the future. When you three come back, the Captain will be bald, Dax will be dead, and Bashir will be... ...hmmm, still boring."
Hisrak O'Brien: Hmmm... Captain, did you know transporter consoles have a 'send to all' feature?
Joel Wright Sisko: Oh, what the hell, it worked in Spaceballs.
O'Brian: Actually sir...... oh nevermind.
Researcher O'brien: The computer keeps saying that "You have not installed your transporter drivers, please install your transporter drivers now"... I hate this new Windows 2356.
=NoPoet= Sisko: "And Chief, I'd appreciate it if you would beam our clothes down with us this time."
middleman Sisko: Major, would you please stop staring at Mr. Bashir like he was your husband?
Bashir: Ex.
Sisko: What?
Bashir: Ex-husband. In real life.
Sisko: Real life? THIS is real life!
O'Brien: No.
Sisko: This isn't?
Kira: Yep.
Sisko: Ah hell...
FL Dax: Great... A caption comp longer than one week and we had to stand through it?

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