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Bird of Prey Phlox: "I'll have to pull down my pants now. Do you promise not to laugh."
T'Pol: "Vulcans don't laugh. We just raise an eyebrow in an expressive fashion instead."

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Miss Marple Phlox: No thanks. I've got more spouses than I can attend to at present, but thank you for asking.
Captain 8472 One must be prepared to go where no one has gone before.
Danish1985 Dr Phlox finds the "present" Porthos left on his last trip.
Chromedome "Hey Google, turn on the sexy lighting."
PHRobertson Phlox: "Like my new chest tattoo? It's a Sword."
T'Pol: "To be quite honest, Doctor, it looks more like body hair than a decorative tattoo."
Phlox: "That... would explain the Hair Clippers. Damned Rigellian told me it was a new process..."
Chromedome I know Starfleet is all about exploring the unknown, but this picture really needs to be filed under "THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW"
Bird of Prey Phlox: "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."
T'Pol: "The lyrics of those old Earth songs are not supposed to be taken literally."
Miss Marple Phlox: Tell me, Sub-Commander, do these shorts make my ass look fat?
T'Pol: The shorts have no influence.

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