Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
jg	Bones: He has an STD, but won't say how he caught it. Kirk: An STD? I thought Vulcans went through Ponn-Farr. I didn't think Vulcans were interested in such things until that time. Spock: You forget I'm only half Vulcan. The human half loves da booty.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	Scissors, Rock, Spock, Lizard.
Silent Bob	Kirk: "Are you freaked out about all the skulls around here? Spock: "That would be illogical, Captain"
Frankie Chestnuts	From the “Male Guide to Posing”, from right to left, we see: Pompous REALLY Pompous and Incredulous
Chromedome	... put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight, and do the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane, LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Merat	Well, Spock? He's in your division, what do YOU suggest we do with Ensign Lecter?
Frankie Chestnuts	Bones (Mouthing to Spock): *Poser* Kirk (turning): "What was that?" Spock (Mouthing to Bones): *Poser* Kirk (turning): "What?"
Chromedome	Bones: "See, green blood, green bogeys, 'nuff said."
Mikey	"Hmmm... I think you're right, Bones - the left one IS pointier."
ignatio	Kirk: SEVEN YEARS?!?
Silent Bob	Kirk: "You bonehead!" Spock: "It is illogical to be insulting captain" Kirk: "I was talking to the skull behind you"
Obama3rdterm	Continued assertions of "No collusion" are illogical.
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "Bones analyzed the skulls on this shelf and found out they are all fake! That archeologist who joined our crew is a total fraud!" Spock: "What a skullduggery."
Bird of Prey	Spock: "I don't believe you, Captain." Kirk: "So? Look at my hips then!" Spock: "Why?" Kirk: "Hips don't lie!"
Chromedome	"So you're saying that Michael Cohen paid you hush money for 'services rendered' during the election campaign and that now we've got to go back in time so you can testify at the Mueller inquiry?" "That is correct, Captain." "What do you think Bones?" "It's gotta be true. We all know Spock doesn't have a sense of humour."
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "If you are half-Vulcan, then why are both of your ears pointy?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "...so you're telling me that if you don't get some Vulcan tuchus once every 7 years you DIE? I can't survive THREE DAYS!"
The Geek	Kirk: "Do I look authoritative when I stand like this?" Spock: "Yes, Captain. Very authoritative."
The Geek	MCCoy: "Okay, Spock, it's time for your annual physical." Spock: "if I were human, I believe my response would be, 'go to hell'." Kirk: "..." Spock: "If I were human."
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "Well Mr. Spock, we are all EARS, make your POINT!" Spock: "There is no need to speak these words in all caps, Captain."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "So, what do you think, Chinese?" Spock: "Uh, how about Thai?" Bones: "Nah, too spicy. Greek?" Kirk: "Uh, Mexican?" Bones "Pizza?" Spock: "Thin or thick?" All Three: "CHICAGO!"
Harry Kim	"Bones, you sure you put his brain back in right?"
MLCoolJ	McCoy: It still amazes me how Spock can stand there like that for hours on end. Kirk: Whatever he's thinking about must be deep and profound. Spock: (thinking) What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "What do you mean, we have run out of redshirts!?"
Miss Marple	Spock: I have no idea where The Geek has been hiding out... Kirk: Spock! We FOUND HIM IN YOUR CLOSET!

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