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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | Nimoy persuades a studio executive that the character of Wesley Crusher should NOT be included in the original series. |
| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Would Agatha Christie approve of this interpretation of "The Man in the Brown Suit"? |
| Miss Marple | The VERY moment Nimoy realized that he wanted to devote his life to shooting photos of LARGE, NAKED WOMEN. |
| AJ | Safety regulations state that one should never aim a gun at something unless one is prepared to shoot it. Therefore it is logical to assume that I am in fact prepared to shoot you. |
| PegasusJF | Prelude to the Vulcantine's Day Massacre |
| AJ | Look, Pal, I understand you want to wear a hat to cover those ridiculous ears of yours, but the rest of your outfit is nothing but a crime against good taste. |
| mwhittington | Spock: This is a Thompson submachine gun chambered in .45 Automatic Colt Pistol, with a rate of fire of 600 to 700 rounds per minute, with a muzzle velocity of 950 feet per second. It could easily remove your cranium from your torso. Therefore you must ask yourself this query: Am I experiencing good fortune? |
| Horta not Vorta | Mr Trump, sign your resignation....or else. |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: "I KNOW you have candy in your desk drawer! Give it to me1" |
| woodside | Vulcans take trick or treat SERIOUSLY. |
| Miss Marple | Spock: So, what's the beef ya got against Frankie Chestnuts? He ain't won no Caption Competition all year, and yuuz all givin 'em nuttin' but crap... Oxmyx: Well to start, you ARE using a double negative... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Oxmyx: "You're a funny guy." Spocko: "Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me. I'm a little f***ed up maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" |
| Miss Marple | Oxmyx: Why do you need such a big gun? Spock: I am very insecure. |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: "Starfleet has a quite chaotic uniform policy right now. There are our usual brightly colored shirts, then there a the blue uniforms with metal stripes, as worn on some ships like the Discovery - and just this morning we got the order to wear this here!" |
| Dean | There is just one question you have to ask yourself "do I feel logical?" well do ya? |
| Mikey | "Yes, this hat which doesn't cover my ears IS supposed to part of my disguise, why do you ask?" |
| Mikey | "Alright, Oxmyx... around here, biggest pocket square wins, see?" |
| RogueSkyknight | It's hard to tell from the picture, but the only thing holding up Spock's hat is his ears. |
| Miss Marple | It looks like ladies were not the ONLY victims of Harvey Weinstein. |
| PHRobertson | "Mister Okmyx, I feel I should inform you that making fun of the size of a person's hat while the wearer of said hat is holding a fully-loaded automatic weapon is... highly illogical." |
| MLCoolJ | Spock: Was it your idea to broadcast "Star Trek: Discovery" on CBS All-Access instead of regular cable? Oxmyx: Well, yes, but-- *BOOM* |
| jg | Spock: I told you i had a particular set of skills. Skills i acquired over a lifetime. Skills that made me a nightmarenfor people like you. But you dodnt believe me and here we are. |
| jg | It was the Vulcan, with a Thompson submachine gun, in the study. |
| Miss Marple | Nimoy: Terry Pratchett wore a fedora. |
| mckinneyc | "Remain motionless see. Don't be illogical see" |
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