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Dee I do love keeping up with the Cardassians, I said Cardassians not Kardashians.

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Frankie Chestnuts Jazz Hands....
IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!
Miss Marple It's gonna be YUUUUUUUUUUGE!
C.W.Perkins Whoooaaa now Bud! Be careful where you point that phaser! I made a perfectly legal move!
Bird of Prey Garak: ''Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...''
ncc1701bulldog Garak: "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me..."
DS9 crew in chorus: "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!"
C.W.Perkins Wax on...Wax off.
Miss Marple Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but BeyoncĂ© had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
PHRobertson "Stop... Garak Time!"
Nedge Easy, now, I'm not the one who brought up Cardassian circumcision; I simply added an experienced voice to the conversation.
Frankie Chestnuts Unfortunately for EVERYONE on the Promenade, Garak supplemented his income with street performances every Friday evenings.
Bird of Prey Garak: ''That's the advantage of being a tailor! You always have a good excuse when they find your fingerprints all over the clothes of the murder victim!''
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I wash my hands in innocence! Or the blood of the innocent. I can never tell those two apart.''
Captain Redbeard Everybody STOP! It's Hammer time.
Captain Redbeard Cornered, Garek remembered his Obsidian Order training. He raised his hands and aimed the mini-phaser in his fake pinky finger.
Fr ELIM GARAK:
He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians.
Frankie Chestnuts ELIM GARAK:
He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians.
AJ I'm well versed in human customs. Now that I've washed my hand in innocence, you cannot do anything to me!
What do you mean Pilate got executed in the end anyway?
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I didn't do it, I swear!''
Odo: ''Do what? I didn't accuse you of anything.''
Garak: ''In this case.. Uh... Never mind, forget that I said anything!''
N'tran DS 12 Enemy Mime
Frankie Chestnuts "No, no... I'm serious. I hear Terry's thinking about leaving the show at the end of the season."
Frankie Chestnuts CRIMES OF FASHION...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Whoa, hang on. Put that gun away... I don't write these stupid captions...
I just have to stand here all month!
Cyrus Ramsay OK,great gag. Now turn the force field off.
ncc1701bulldog Bad hair. Small hands. Xenophobic tendencies. Donald Trump is definitely part Cardassian.

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