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Frankie Chestnuts Kreetassan on Right (to self): "Why did he have to take the urinal next to me? There are others available. I'll NEVER be able to go. ...and WHY is he smiling???"
Kreetassan on Left (to self): "Hmmmm, If I stand here for 15 minutes, I wonder if he'll just zip up and leave?"

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Bird of Prey Kreetassan: ''Don't eat in front of us please, that's highly offensive.''
Archer: ''Oh, sorry, I didn't know...''
Kreetassan: ''Apologizing is also offensive! And making a face like that is even more offensive! And gesturing like that! And standing like that!''
Archer: ''You know what? Screw you, you ugly arrogant jerks!''
Kreetassan: ''Ah, now he is finally behaving like a civilized person!''
Frankie Chestnuts Despite the fact that all the members of the band died 150 years ago, a Grateful Dead concert still attracts an interesting group of fans.
Frankie Chestnuts Comedy and Tragedy... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
SCBionicle Archer: "What happened to them?"
Trip: "This is what happens when you don't wear sunscreen."
SCBionicle Archer: "Can they understand us yet?"
Hoshi: "I don't know. I'm trying sir."
Reed: "You better hurry up, they're starting to look happy."
Miss Marple Alien on right, to self: These creatures are DISGUSTING! They eat like they mate!
Alien on left, to self: OH MYYYYYYY!
Frankie Chestnuts Alien on Right: "Hello friend... We are Pastafarians... Have you accepted the Flying Spagetti Monster as your personal Lord and Savior?
Alien on Left: "He boiled for your sins."
mark If he doesnt stop smileing I`ll never be able to pee.
Bird of Prey Kreetassan on the right: ''Please excuse my friend being so amused by watching you while you are eating. He is a dirty little perv.''
Tiberius Arrows point to where food goes.
Skipbear Does anyone remember Bo Derik
Frankie Chestnuts Kreetassan Mom: "Dear Lord! Have you two been sticking your heads in the sewer drains again?"
Kreetassan Kids (together): "Yes Mom."
Frankie Chestnuts Kreetassan on Right (to self): "Why did he have to take the urinal next to me? There are others available. I'll NEVER be able to go. ...and WHY is he smiling???"
Bird of Prey Chakotay: ''...and of which tribe are you?''
Miss Marple Space Zombies... IN SPAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Rastafarians in the 23rd Century... Who said all that Ganja wasn't harmful?
Frankie Chestnuts Alien on Left: "We're selling candy because we are trying to make money so we can go to Band Camp on Kreetassa IV would you like to buy some please?"
Archer: "Sure kids... How much are they?"
Alien on Right: "PIG-DOG!! YOU EAT LIKE YOU MATE!! WE ARE HIGHLY OFFENDED!!"
Archer: "We'll take two."
McFortner Right: "It's 106 parsecs to Risa, we got a full tank of deuterium, half a pack of gagh, it's bright... and we're wearing makeup."
Left: "Hit it."

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