| Name |
Caption |
| PegasusJF |
The Voth really pull out all the stops when it comes to big shiny buttons. |
| mwhittington |
Yes, that's right. There are still lava lamps in the 24th century, but this time they GLOW! |
| Mr. President |
"I understand that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, but why does that mean the Organian ambassador gets to keep his on my desk?" |
| The Geek |
Come on, Mr. Kennedy. You want us to keep it fairly clean, and then you give us this picture to work with? |
| Miss Marple |
Alien: "...and because the insides are shaped like those 'twisty-bendy' light bulbs, it uses less power so it can last longer." |
| Miss Marple |
Alien Mother to spawn: I found this in your sock drawer. Now what have you got to say for yourself?
Spawn: Thank God you didn't find my stash? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Alien: "No, no... You don't understand... It's a suppository." |
| nerd86 |
Umm... Sir, may I make a suggestion about your... lighting decisions? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Gorignak: "Gorignak to Captain... I'm not sure what's wrong, but this interrogation lighting is just not working.... The prisoner keeps giggling." |
| sentinel64 |
Rokan tried to have a serious conversation with Bruk, but the phallic shaped light on Bruk's desk forced him to hide an ever growing snicker deep inside. |
| Mr. President |
"This was on the wedding list?!" |
| DBB |
"It's glowing, but why is it vibrating?"
"It knows you're afraid." |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters and haven't been able to identify it's function... She referred to it as her 'Kirk-inator'..." |
| Frankie Chesnuts |
Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters and haven't been able to identify it's function... She referred to it as her 'Caretaker'..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Alien: "We removed it from Captain Janeway's quarters... We believe it's some sort of weapon... She referred to it as her 'Photon Torpedo'..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Captain Zorgon attempted to keep his focus on the conversation, trying not to even LOOK at the dildo on the table. |
| Mikey |
"I don't care - my wife wants it back NOW!" |
| Mr. President |
Worst Christmas tree ever. |
| Miss Marple |
As the centuries passed the pawns for the game "Sorry" became increasingly larger and the losing players became increasingly sorrier. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Alien: "Wait a sec... 'Caution, choking hazard???' What the hell are people doing with these things?" |
| jg |
This is just great. Not only do Frankie Chestnuts and The Geek stick it to the rest of us in the caption competition, now they're just flaunting it. |
| jg |
Voth dehind desk: Don't worry, we will photoshop it out before a group of captioneers start making innuendos about it. |
| mwhittington |
Apple went too far when they introduced the iRotic with wi-fi and a "webcam". |
| mwhittington |
"...and it's ribbed for her pleasure."
"So am I." |
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