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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Siddig: "According to these readings, my acting carerr is over after this show." Dorn: "Don't worry. There's always the convention circuit." Director: "CUT!" |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Sisko: So you were plotting behind our backs the whole time! Bashir: Yes, and I'm sure you can understand why I can't have you calling Starfleet now that you've uncovered my plot. Sisko: What Bashir, do you expect me to join you like Worf here? Bashir: No Captain... I expect you to die. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "Oh..... and one more thing. If someone offers you a pill... take the BLUE one." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "Nurse, we're going to need two more tables... and four more frisbees." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf (just entering): "Ah Julian... I see you have the machine that goes... BING". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Oomax-a-tron 5000 |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf (Entering): "What are you doing with the Ferengi vibrators?" Sisko: "I'm doing very well, thank you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf (Entering): "What are you doing with the Ferengi vibrators?" Sisko: "They aren't very good." Worf: "Consider the source." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf (Entering): "What are you doing with the Ferengi vibrators?" Sisko: "meh." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Frankie Chestnuts (offscreen): "I've had just about ENOUGH with these FERENGI VIBRATORS!" |
| Foxbat | Not to be outdone by his arch rival, Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr, Dr. Bashir attempts the Quadruple cranial screw-top brain transplant. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "I'm getting confusing readings here..." Nurse: "Personally, I'M confused. These people all came in here for a hypo spray for the Bajoran Flu." |
| mwhittington | Star Trek: Minority Report |
| DBB | "Let's put some Mentos and Coke in Odo. See what happens. Ah, or Alka-Seltzer. That should be fun." |
| TS | Apparently Worf wasn't willing to settle for the promotion just to Lieutenant Commander...and he'd take as many people out as necessary to achieve the rank he wanted... |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: 'Weird! One of them is pregnant. And it is not the woman.' |
| RandomDude | Nurse. Get on the terminal over there. Click the icon "I have no idea what to do next" button |
| mwhittington | Bashir: Why does my tricorder keep saying "The matrix has you"? |
| The Geek | Bashir: "... all vital signs holding steady... great! Okay Worf, I think we can start our game of 'Hungry Hungry Carbon- Based Bipedal Sentient Organisms' now!" Nurse: "Can I recommend a name change, sir?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf: "Why can't I get to play also?" Bashir: "Worf, they are all infected with a Bajoran brain parasite." Worf: "So you're saying I can't play?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf (just entering): "Ah Julian... I see you have the machine that goes... PING". |
| RedDwarfian | Bashir: Anything yet? Nurse: Well, Odo appears to be melting. Bashir: Another 10 milliamps, then. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf: "Doctor... Reporting as ordered." Bashir: "I'll be right with you, Mr. Worf." Worf: "Is there something I should be aware of?" Bashir: "No... I'll have a table opening up in just a minute. Nurse, it looks as though Garak's life signs are fading..." Worf: "Doctor?" Bashir: "Please, Mr. Worf... Just a little patience. It won't be long now." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf: "So Doctor, how are the patients?" Bashir: "Mr. Worf... This is the morgue." Worf: "So, you're saying they've stabilized?" |
| RedDwarfian | Bashir: Alright, they're in stasis. They should be safe through the hurricane. Worf: And us? Bashir: Oh, we're screwed! |
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