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Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "How long has he been in there?"
Dax: "Six and a half hours."
Sisko: "I'd have never believed that O'Brien could have gone this long without drinking."

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Rylan Sato Dax, if you start singing its Friday one more time, you're going through this thing.
Frankie Chestnuts Dax: "I've already told you... if you keep watching it, it will never boil."
McFortner Dax: I swear, when I looked in it a moment ago a weird voice said "Zuul".
Frankie Chestnuts Dax: "Benjamin, I really don't think you should be building a fire in there."
John No the dryer gnomes did not eat your socks!!!
PegasusJF One swift kick in the butt later, Dax was on the fast lane to a promotion....
Frankie Chestnuts Dax: "Just a little closer, Benjamin... Closer... Closer..."
Mr. President Dax: "They had the oven on too high and all the souffles got burned."
Sisko: "Goddamn, this is like Wolf 359 all over again."
Mr. President Sisko: *Squeak*
Dax: "You really need more fiber in your diet, Benjamin."
Mr. President Sisko: "This television needs tuning."
Dax: "That's a plasma relay."
Sisko: "Plasma, eh? I have an LCD myself. Get O'Brien on it."
Dax: *Sigh*
Mr. President Sisko: "We'll need O'Brien to get an engineering team down here right away, this thing's no use to us in this condition. What do you think, old man?"
Dax: (thinking) "Don't goose the Commander, Don't goose the Commander, Don't goose the Commander..."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "What did you call this again?"
Dax: "Blu-Ray."
Sisko: "...and what does it do?"
Dax: "Absoutely nothing."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "I'm guessing that if we turn the heat up some more we can get him to melt."
Dax: "I'm pretty sure Kira isn't going to be happy when she finds out that you've been playing with Odo again."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "What's this called again?'
Dax: "Mystery Science Theater 3000."
Sisko: "...and people found this entertaining?"
Dax: "You either get it... or you don't."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "Jeez... I can't wait... What did you call these again?"
Dax: "Hot Pockets."
Frankie Chestnuts Jake (offscreen): "What is it? What is it?"
Sisko (softly): "Is that what I think it is?"
Dax nods her head: "Yes."
Sisko: "It's beautiful."
Dax nods her head: "Yes."
Jake: "Goddammit, what is it?"
McFortner Dax: I hate it when the replicators are down. There is never anything in the fridge.
sentinel64 Benjamin, if I taught you anything... watching the oven will not make the turkey cook any faster. Just sit down and play with your ball... that is, your baseball.
DBB Dax: Captain, you shouldn't stand so close to the TV.
Sisko: Why?
Dax: Those old Cardassian models... They put out some radiation. You could loose all your hair.
Sisko: That's absurd.
Alex It is ... It is ... It is blue.
Ithekro THERE! ARE! BLUE! LIGHTS!
Frankie Chestnuts Dax: "What IS that thing, Benjamin?"
Sisko: "It's an old earth form of entertainment called television. It was part of everyday life in the 20th century."
Dax: "Why does the guy with the bad rug keep taking his shirt off?"
Mr. President "So this is that new improved Soylent Blue I've been hearing about?"
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "How long do you think he can last out there?"
Dax: "Benjamin... I've never been one to question your parenting style, but..."

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