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Bird of Prey Picard: "Beverly? is everything OK?"
Beverly: "Yes! Yes of course!"
Picard: "It's just... You are acting so suspicious."
Beverly: "No, no, no! Why should I act suspicious! It's not like I accidentally killed your pet fish, or something like that."

Special Mention

Name Caption
The Geek (thinking) "How do I tell Geordi he's blind?"
Frankie Chestnuts Crusher: "Guess what I've got in my hand... NO the OTHER one!!"
Frankie Chestnuts While shoulder pads fell out of fashion in the 1980's, they had a short lived comeback in the mid 24th century.
Frankie Chestnuts Crusher: "Do these shoulder pads make my ass look big?"
nerd86 Picard: Beverly, I can't give you another raise, the rest of the crew is beginning to talk.
nerd86 Computer: Self-destruct in 3 minutes.
Crusher: Just enough time for one last throw, eh Cap'in?
nerd86 Well, when the ship's doctor needs a gynecology exam she can't very well go to herself now can she, Jean-Luc? Now get on your knees and take this flashlight, I'll tell you what to look for...
Mr. President It was a feature of 24th Century Starfleet ready rooms that the decor automatically adjusted itself to match the hair color of the person in the room. This explained also why Captain Picard was keen to accept visitors as often as possible.
Mr. President Crusher: "So, you see, until I find my medical tricorder there's just no way I can adequately perform my duties as chief medical officer."
Picard: "Have you tried looking on the shelf behind you?"
Crusher: "I've tried looking everywhere, I just can't find it."
Picard: "No, I mean, have you tried...oh, never mind."
The Geek "So I won't be coming back for Season 2? Well, let me know how 'Shades of Grey' works out for you guys."
The Geek (thinking): "Most boys his age can't get enough of girls, and yet he still plays with that tractor- beam thing. Could he actually be...?"
Mr. President Crusher: "Captain, I must relieve you..."
Picard: (excitedly) "Oh?"
Crusher: "...of command."
Picard: (dejectedly) "Oh."
DBB Picard: Dr. Pulaski and I did our morning meetings toppless and it was something I got used to to. So if you could...you know.
Mr. President Picard: "Fancy going halves on a baby?"
Crusher: "..."
nerd86 Riker: Glue your hand to your desk again?
Crusher: *pouts and nods*
Bird of Prey While Pulaski was Chief Medical Officer for one season, Beverly had to endure on the subs bench.
TS "What? A Chief Medical Officer can't sit provocatively on her captain's desk?"
nerd86 Crusher uses her webcam to make money on the weekends.
Bird of Prey Picard: "Beverly! Why are you sitting on my desk?"
Beverly: "Because of the glass splinters on the floor."
Picard: "And why are there glass splinters?"
Beverly: "Because the glass case with your Shakespeare book in it was smashed."
Picard: "What? How did this happen?"
Beverly: "Well, we had this party..."
Picard: "A party? In MY ready room??"
Beverly: "...and about 2 a.m., the Targ apparently had way too much Romulan ale and broke loose."
Picard: "TARG??"
Beverly: "You know, for the race."
Picard: "I think it's best if I just stop asking."
mwhittington Crusher: Well, Captain, I do believe it's time for "a little captain in me."
Picard: Very well, Beverly. Computer: One double shot of Captain Morgan Rum.
Beverly:...
The Geek "Damn, if only I could remember where I left my acting career..."
Bird of Prey Picard: "Beverly, what are you doing in my room? Shouldn't you be in sick bay?"
Beverly: "It was so boring there."
Picard: "But what about your duty? Don't you have a patient to treat there?"
Beverly: "Don't worry, he has been dead for hours."
Brian Blessed's Blue Bellend "When you're fed up of Earl Grey, Jean-Luc, you can always try a bit of Red Bush "
The Geek "I might as well get comfortable. I could be here for the next two weeks."

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