Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
epclarkson	Chakotay: Maybe it was a bad idea tying antimatter pods to the back of the shuttle. Kim (after explosion): ...maybe...

Special Mention

Name	Caption
nerd86	We'll take our honeymoon on Risa he says. We can fly there ourselves he says. We couldn't possibly get lost he says. We don't need to stop for directions, Risa's just over this next nebula he says. Pfft. Moron.
nerd86	We need a decoy to distract the Dominion forces while we prepare the counter-attack. Any ideas...
nerd86	They're Lovers of Loving Love.
nerd86	What you fail to realize is that without your neutron armor my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper. What YOU fail to realize is my ship is dragging MINES!
Frankie Chestnuts	Some traditions never die. No matter how much you wish they would.
Frankie Chestnuts	Here we see the world's largest Mentos / Diet Coke experiment.
tlbs101	Tom: 99 barrels of beer on a string, 99 barrels of beer. You take one down, pass it around... B'elanna: Noooooooo!
Foxbat	"Anyone seen the Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators? They were just here, you know, in those bulky cargo containers..."
Kent	Paris: Do you think they want those back?
Kent	"Tom, is that what you meant by we're going to have barrels of fun?"
lexxonnet	The Federation's Finest.
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Elanna: "Tom, you're going too fast... Watch out for that nebula... I told you to make a left back at that planetoid, I think you're lost... Turn the heat up, the shuttle is too cold... Did you shower today?... I can't believe what Seven wore to the wedding... I saw you looking at her... We're going to have to stop soon, I need to water the targ......"
Mr. President	Borg Collective: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Paris: "Borg vessel, this is Lieutenant Tom Paris of the Starship Voyager. What makes you think we would ever willingly join a union in which individual identity is removed entirely and your every thought is imposed by an outside force hellbent on controlling your every action?" Borg Collective: "Markings on your vessel indicate you have just got married." Paris (to B'Elanna): "...Well, they've got us there."
Mr. President	Borg Collective: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Paris: "Borg vessel, this is Lieutenant Tom Paris of the Starship Voyager. What makes you think we would ever willingly join a union in which individual identity is removed entirely and your every thought is imposed by an outside force hellbent on controlling your every action?" Borg Collective: "Markings on your vessel indicate you have just got married." Paris: "Point taken."
Bird of Prey	Tom: "A honeymoon WITH Paris is all I can offer you, B'Elanna. Honeymoon IN Paris might be a bit problematic, we being stranded in the Delta Quadrant and all."
The Geek	B'Lanna: "Did I turn off the coffee?" Tom: "No... I did." B'Lanna: "Did you lock up?" Tom: "Yeah." B'Lanna: "Did we set the timers on the lights?" Tom: "Yeah." B'Lanna: "Did you close the shuttlebay?" Tom: "That's it. I forgot to close the shuttlebay. That's it." B'Lanna: (She sits back. After a pause,) Tom: "No, that's not it." B'Lanna: "Well what else could we be forgetting?" B'Lanna: "KEVIN!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Lt. Plerb, scan the odd craft. Captain, it appears to be a short range vessel with limited armor and weaponry. Two life forms on board. Commander Blabbix, lock the fern-flat device on the craft. But Captain, they are defenseless. Yeah, but it's just so stupid looking... FIRE!
kent	"All I'm saying is your the engineer, so why can't you explain to me why super hot impulse engine plasma exhaust NEVER seems to burn or destroy anything in it's wake? Have you seen 20th century aircraft carrier accidents on youtube or what?" "...things don't burn in space tom."
Frankie Chestnuts	"What you fail to realize is that without your neutron armor my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper." "What YOU fail to realize is I have a have a bitched out bride on board and she REALLY wants to get to the bridal suite."
The Geek	And for the next two weeks, Tom was the woman.
nerd86	For Paris... really just an excuse to get away from Harry for awhile. For B'Elanna... really just an excuse to get away from Harry for awhile. A match made in heaven.
nerd86	I see things worked out well for EMH after last weeks caption comp.

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