Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Ktasay	Star Trek: The Golden Years

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Geek	Spock: "It is time to face the facts, Captain: You are bald." Kirk: "I may be bald, Spock, but you're ugly. I can at least get transplants."
The Geek	Spock: "I am sorry, Jim, But after an exhaustive investigation, we have determined the perpetrator of your toupee theft." Kirk: "KHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	"Spock, have you seen my pudding? I've lost my pudding."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Spock, there was something I was looking for. What was it?" Spock: "Your pants?" Kirk: "YES!"
RedDwarfian	Spock: Sir, I believe your rapid aging has affected your hearing. Kirk: WHAT?
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Spock, look what they did to my boy..." Director: "CUT! Bill! You're channeling Marlin Brando again!" Shatner: "I can't help it. Just look at these jowels!"
nerd86	The staring contest went on for days, neither willing to back down.
Holmes21	Spock: Hello, I'm a Mac Kirk: And I'm a Commodore 64
Cyrus Ramsay	By 2050, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had become as typecast as their predecessors.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Spock! What are you saying?" Spock: "Jim, you are old and bald. ...and it has nothing to do with that makeup." Kirk: "So what are you saying?" Spock: "You can not record any more songs. You're voice sounds like a cat being strangled." Kirk: "So what are you saying, Spock?"
Cyrus Ramsay	Kirk: What do you mean, "She's our daughter". Spock: Some of that slash fiction was disturbingly accurate.
Tiberius	SPOCK: It's windy! KIRK: No, it's Thursday! SPOCK: Me too, let's go to the mess hall and get a drink!
Skifreak	Star Trek XI was a huge success. Unfortunately, Star Trek XX stretched it too far.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "ME first!!" Spock: "That is entirely illogical. It is I that should be first." Woman in Background: "God, I hate fan fiction."
mwhittington	Baldness: For Picard, a sign of maturity and experience. For Kirk, a solar panel for a libido machine.
N'tran DS 12	An adage illustrated: Age before Beauty.
drow	Kirk: "I'm so... so old, Spock. What do I do with that beautiful young girl, again?" Spock: "Captain, you are no longer fit for command."
The Geek	Kirk: "She doesn't seem very good at 'hide-and-seek', does she?"
The Geek	Kirk: "SO AFTER MY MEETING WITH THE ADMIRAL, I DECIDED TO GET MY TESTICLES LAMINATED." Spock: "Captain, may I point out that I am standing right here, the lady in the corner can also hear you, and that it may be time to change the battery in your hearing aid."
nerd86	Kirk: So, where's the cake? Spock: No Captain, wake. I said join us for Scotty's wake.
RBweb	Dammit Spock, I ORDER! you to pull my finger.
Foxbat	Kirk has FINALLY run out of MOJO...
drow	Spock: "As a result of a fault in the Central Replication System, which interfaces between the Multiphasic Phase Buffer and the Starboard Multiphasic Confinement Cell, the Auxiliary Electro-magnetic Transition Sequencer has overloaded and destroyed the Auxiliary Gravitronic Focus Module, causing a massive burst of radiation from the Primary Tachyonic Decoupler." Kirk: "Something broke and made us old?" Spock: "Precisely." Kirk: "Okay, then..."
nerd86	The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins vs Rocketman showdown lasted well into the night and took several years off of Shatner and Nimoy's lifespans. There were no other survivors.

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