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| Name | Caption |
| epclarkson | After being shown the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Uhura demonstrates how she immobilizes a male; the Swahili Neck Nibble |
| Name | Caption |
| MetalHead | Spock was deeply disturbed when he realized the trouser lump wasn't actually his... |
| Mark | "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my officers." |
| UnknownCaptioneer | It was then that Kirk (off-screen) disgustingly found out that Spock had one thing harder than the Kobayashi Maru. |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: "My planet is gone! I feel - like Arthur Dent..." |
| UnknownCaptioneer | It's okay, I'll stand in front of the Lens Flare for you. |
| Chromedome | Spock conducts experimental trials to determine if Lynx bodyspray really does attract women |
| epclarkson | Spock: There are TWO BREASTS!! |
| Tobias | In order to understand human nature, humor in particular, Spock took Kirk's dare that he could unhook Uhura's bra without her noticing. |
| HungryHungarian | 'It's all right, it's just a movie. Don't be so upset.' 'But... they blew up Vulcan and placed Delta Vega in that solar system! I can't cope with that!' |
| ktasay | "Hold the embrace until I remember what my next line is!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Uhura is busy... I am monitoring" |
| Marcellus | I like this 'ship! It's exciting! |
| Mr. President | "300m, 700m, 900m...how can I cope not knowing how long the ship is?!" |
| The Steve | Spock: Fascinating, I didn't realise your silicon content was so high. Uhura:...you're so dumped. |
| Mr. President | "Six billion of my kind...dead. My mother...gone. But yeah, sure, I've got time for a quickie in the turbolift." |
| Lazar | Spock practices the Vulcan nerve hickey. |
| Guybrush | Once you have had black, it is highly illogical to go back |
| Nutso | Yes. That is a torpedo in my pocket. |
| Pinky & the Brain | Love in an elevator Living it up when the going down |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: "I saw you kissing Jim Kirk!" Uhura: "Sadistic mind-controlling pseudo-Greeks forced us to do it! Honest!" |
| Jonesy | "The old movie was right. Earth girls really ARE easy!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Awkward Hugs... IN SPAACE |
| theoneandonlyarrow | Mmmm... you need someone to talk to, do you? I'm all ears. |
| Tobias | McCoy: (singing) Dear Spock, I understand, You are a Vulcan man. You have just gone without, For seven years about. Nyota, please find a way To take his rage away. He will give you the sign, Just reach for his behind. Hormones are raging, synapses blazing, it's all so VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY illogical! |
| Will Deker | Spock: Now this is what I call a "win-win scenario"... |
| Will Deker | Spock: I wish the green one was here...Space threesome! |
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