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David Salberg Geordi: "You sunk my Carrier! Alright... C-3... Hey! No cheating!"

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Bryan Moore "Hey there, Geordi. Remember me?"
The Geek LaForge is busy. Crusher is monitoring.
Scion Ninja So, Geordi... Do you think I can get my hair clip back some time?
The Geek "Ebony and Ivory, together on my console..."
Drakey "Geordi, my eyes are up here."
"Yeah, but the console is so--"
"At least have to the courtesy to stare at my breasts!"
Frankie Chestnuts Stalking... IN SPACE!
mac01 Crusher: Gordie if you move the seven of hearts onto the eight of clubs you'll have a complete row in solitare.
drow Beverly: "Whatcha doin?"
Geordi: "Reading."
Beverly: "Reading what?"
Geordi: "Rainbow."
Beverly: "... You mean, like, gay stuff?"
drow Geordi: "I like big saucers and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a ship warps in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung"
Beverly: "You're very weird."
TThomaso Mixing up work posts to prevent mental fatigue. Good in theory.
Assigning your CMO to work with the chief engineer. Not so good.
Tiberius So, Geordi, how about you create a static warp bubble for the two of us? And think sexy thoughts....
Drakey Ever since they installed the mammogram machine, Engineering has been a much busier place.
Skipbear Ah so this is the plot device.
Guybrush I remember this episode. Everyone was so relieved when Wesley disappeared...
Sulu Geordi! Geordi! You have to open the e-mail attachment I just forwarded to everyone on the ship, it's the funniest thing I ever saw! It's a baby! A CGI baby! Dancing!
CpatnQuantum LaForge: Thanks for trying to help, doc, but it's not that kind of virus...
jg LaForge: According to my scans, your son is an annoying ass.
Crusher: What did you just say?
LaForge: Crap, did I just say that out loud.
HungryHungarian So, Geordi, do you like movies about gladiators?
Rob What a big warp core you have Mr La Forge
HungryHungarian Crusher: Geordi... I'm just wondering... did you ever realize you are blind because of the headband you always wear IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES???
HungryHungarian Geordi (thinking): I shouldn't tell her I can see through her clothes.

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