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1 Feb 2009

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mwhittington This is the only time you'll ever see "Canon" on Star Trek: Enterprise.

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Ozymandias "For once we have less advanced technology on Enterprise, and you're still complaining?"
N'tran DS 12 Commander Tucker using a predesessor to the tricorder.
A monocorder.
Q There once was a man named Tucker
Who liked to take pictures that made people pucker
Then one day he snapped T'Pol
Who then strapped him to the hull
"He deserved it, the dirty little firetrucker.
The Geek Spock: "You have to shoot. If you are logical."
Trip: "C'mon, I don't want to go through this every time I have to take your picture..."
Spock: "What you want is irrelavant; what you've chosen is at hand!"
Trip: "Geez, Spock, it's just for your ID badge!"
The Geek "I'm taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you looking at a picture of me taking a picture of you..."
Bodhi Director: "CUT! Camera in shot!"
Bodhi "Nope, no ratings in there either."
Zeke Thorne Star Trek Enterprise -- take a picture; it lasts longer.
Admiral ED Oh look! A person watching the show! better take a picture!!!!
Admiral ED WOOW!!!! Travis was right.... they have 3... better take a picture to show my buddies on Earth!
Captain 8472 Even Trips pictures had more lines than Travis Maywether.
Captain 8472 Trip: Cap'in, would you mind stepping toward the camera? The zoom feature still can't see your ego.
drow There once was a man named Tucker,
A bit of a photo shucker,
He got a snap of T'pol
Baring it all,
And declared that he'd like to CAPTAIN TO SECURITY
Tyrridon Canon's new compact camera - SD1701IS
mwhittington Reed: Commander, what are you doing with that portable X-ray scanner?
Trip: Uh, I'm...uh, scanning T'pol's shower for...uh,... any anomalies. Yeah, that's it.
RedDwarfian Trip said it'd only take a moment. It's amazing how "a moment" can turn into a quarter hour as one tries to get the universe exactly the way he wants it.
Tsukiyumi The early versions of the V.I.S.O.R. were rather awkward, and much less fashionable than the later models.
Frankie Chestnuts "The Flash Beast of Photocon V"
Tsukiyumi If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how much is a picture of a guy taking a picture worth?
Tsukiyumi Tucker, P.I. wasn't as successful a spinoff as Paramount had hoped...
Xela While trying to get a naked picture of T'Pol...
Trip: Reed, why are you standing so far away?
Reed: Because I want to live after the flash.
Trip: Then I guess the next question is, why am I standing so close?
DrillThrall #5 T'pol, are you familar with the term "wardrobe malfunction"?
Sulu myspaced!
Frankie Chestnuts The latest in Star Trek Technology: The Soul Stealer"
BC1 Reed (thinking): i wonder if hes going to notice he's holding it-
*FLASH*
Trip: MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!
BC1 Trip new Phone didn't come attached to a phone for some odd, odd reason...

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