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| Name | Caption |
| mwhittington | Riker: Those really were Hatori Hanzo probes... |
| Name | Caption |
| Demotox | Here lays down our dear William T. Riker Sleeping with a mahine that's known as a spiker And now as he lays in this uncomfortable bed With a device that plots to put needles into his head This machine will give him strange dreams so weird At the end of a season that our hero got his 'distinguishing' beard The producers made this eppisode best taken with beer The season's budget they spent freely and with not but a care So a show with clips was this plot device For Riker these dreams of horror were nothing but nice In them he went from planet to planet All eppisodes we'd seen- not one viewer could stand it An hours' worth of grinding teeth and needles to the head Without Pulaski's expertise Riker surely would be dead So our hero was saved and bypassed the morgue As a condolence next season we were given the Borg |
| Prophet | Riker's last thought before going under: "Damn! I can even make getting needles shoved into my head look good!" |
| Demotox | Riker: You know, this bed is really quite comfortaRGHHHH. |
| RedDwarfian | Ow. Ow. Ow... |
| TAnthony | For some reason it looked a lot more erotic in the catalog. |
| jg | From this moment on, riker would be refered to by the nikname "Pierce" |
| Foxbat | (A Riker Haiku) Seven needles in; What will they find inside there? Only emptiness. |
| Martin | How it feels *watching* this episode. |
| ThomasJBryant | Frakes tries desperately to forget "These Are The Voyages..." |
| ThomasJBryant | And here we see Dr. Crusher's machine that goes "PING!" |
| Demotox | You're just going to feel a little prick. |
| AdmiralED | Drill instruction |
| Skipbear | Getting a tune up to appear in "These are The Voyages" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | This week on "Arts & Crafts with the Stars". Knitting a Commander with Jonathan Frakes. |
| OlderThanTOS | Curiously, Dr. Crusher decided to start the liposuction with Riker's ego. |
| Drags | Even in the 24th century acupuncture never caught on. |
| McFortner | Picard was chosen for capture when the Borg simulation proves that Riker was just too smug for successful assimilation. |
| McFortner | Seven needles and not one hits his brain! |
| McFortner | Troi: Are you going finally ask me to marry you Will? Riker: No! Troi: Implant another needle, Beverly.... |
| jg | Crusher: Captain, I have to relieve the pressure of Riker's enlarged ego or his head will rxplode. |
| jg | Riker is the lucky one. Although he is being stuck with needles that are going into his brain, at least he got to sleep through "Shades of Grey" |
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