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nerd86 Sadly ensign Redshirt failed to heed the captains orders not to look at the Ark of the Covenant.
nerd86 McCoy: Come to Risa. Well have a few laughs. Pffht.
ByAnyOtherName "Boner" jokes are crude and tasteless at the best of times. Now, they're just plain cruel.
jg McCoy: Something tells me that feeding the prisoners isn't high on their list of thing to do.
Bryan Moore While never widely publicized, Yeoman Rand's eating disorder provided the occasional poignant story line.
The Steve Kirk: Oh woe is me! I'm chained up and unable to rip off my shirt!
Foxbat (A Dungeon Haiku)
Kirk and Bones in chains,
Only skeletal remains
of Ensign Redshirt.
Crow When bondage goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Hisrak Kirk: What do you think of it so far?
Skeleton: Rubbish!
anonymouse It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dea-
*tries to kill self*
jg McCoy: Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
Kirk: Bones, shut up.
Mikey "Way to go, Jim. I've been telling you for years - sooner or later, one of the girls you meet is going to have an angry father..."
mwhittington McCoy: Jim, something's been gnawing at me for a while...
Kirk: Bones, whatever is bothering you, I'm sure it can wait 'till we get out of here!
McCoy: No, Jim, I mean something is gnawing at me, and I think it's probably what was gnawing at this guy over here! OW! OW! OW!
Foxbat George Takai passed on his chance let the skeleton out of his closet about his sexual orientation...
igr56uk what awaits the cheaters on the sudden death compeition
DrkCell23 Spock took the order of "play dead" a little too serious!
Admiral Ed Skeleton Crew...
Lord Alzirr I'm a doctor, not a Bondage aficionado!
Dougurasu Maybe Kirk was too sexy for his shirt, but this Redshirt... he was pretty much too sexy for EVERYTHING!
Marek Gutkowski Now that what I call a hang over

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