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Niall Johnson "And Paramount was like: that was terrible you're cancelled, and I was all like we're a movie now not a TV show, and they were like No way! and I was all like Yeah!

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MetalHead A stunned silence came over the room as the words 'And now, I will sing!' came to their ears.
Merat Ok, all together now.... "Star Trekkin across the universe....."
ThomasJBryant "Admiral Kirk, wake up. You're having the orgy dream again!"
Ty. G Kirk: G-21, any body got a G-21?
Guy-background: BINGO!
Captain Feedback As Kirk reviewed all the children he fathered in his years at Starfleet, he was VERY glad they had eliminated the need for money OR child support!
FL Kirk: "Over 400 crewmen onboard and there's no Orion..."
jg Kirk (thinking to himself): Now if this isn't a transporter accident waiting to happen, nothing is.
ExAstris "Ladies and Gentlemen... Captain Jason Nesmith of the NSEA Protector!!!"
*silence*
Hisrak Kirk: Attention, cadets! Does this jumpsuit make me look fat?
Cadets: Sir, yes sir!
Bryan Moore "Yes, I'm looking for Lieutenant Waldo. Does anybody know where he is?"
Premonition_45 Kirk: "People of Jewusawem, Wome is your fwiend..."
jg Kirk (thinking to himself): I'd bang her, I'd bang her, and I sure would love to bang her....
Beeorn Kirk: I now call this sleep-over officially underway.
Niall Johnson Where's the damn teleprompt?
Niall Johnson And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is where babies come from. I know. I liked the stork story too. Get over it.
ThomasJBryant Kirk: I now pronounce us all men and wives!
Niall Johnson Kirk: "So, what did you all think of Tek War?"
Wubbzy "Which one of you is Spartacus?!"
Tiberius Random person in crowd: Oh crap, this isn't karaoke, is it?

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