Thomas Eugene Paris

"Her eyes were a million kilometers away, staring at stars I'd flown by the day before."

"When a bomb starts talking about itself in the first person, I get worried."

"It's not even tempting."

"Hello, Seska. You're looking radiantly maternal."

"Can we go to low warp?"

"The ship might make it without inertial dampers but we'll all be stains on the back wall."

"If this works, you'll be joining an elite group of pilots. Orville Wright, Neil Armstrong, Zefram Cochrane… and Tom Paris."

"I kind of like the way that sounds."

"I hear you're leaving the ship."

"Good news travels fast, I guess."

"I know that I've been acting like a jerk for the last couple of months. Unfortunately, I had to behave that way if the spy was going to believe that I really wanted to leave the ship. So, I'd like to apologize to anyone that I might have offended... especially Commander Chakotay, I gave him a pretty hard time. Not that it wasn't a certain amount of fun, mind you."

"Transwarp engines are stable, so are the nacelle pylons. I'm going to try to… Oh my God!"

"You are losing me, aren't you? I'm gonna die."

"You are too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris."

"Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant."

"Great! Now it will read '…beloved radioactive mutant'!"

"I lost my virginity in that room. Seventeen. Parents were away for the weekend."

"I'll note that in your medical file."

"You want to know what I remember? Somebody saying 'this man is my friend. Nobody touches him.' I'll remember that for a long time."

"You're afraid that your big scary Klingon side may have been showing. Well, I saw it up close. And you know, it wasn't so terrible. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing it again someday."

"Remember the good old days when it was impossible to keep a secret on a ship this small?"

"You created that program so you could experience what it's like to have a family. The good times and the bad. You can't have one without the other."

"I fail to see why not."

"Think about what's happened to us here aboard Voyager. Everyone left people behind, and everyone suffered a loss. But look how it's brought us all closer together. We found support here, and friendship, and we've become a family, in part because of the pain we share. If you turn your back on this program, you'll always be stuck at this point. You'll never have the chance to say goodbye to your daughter. Or to be there for your wife and son when they need you. And you'll be cheating yourself out of their love and support. In the long run, you'll miss the whole point of what it means to have a family."

"They're Nazis, totalitarian fanatics, bent on world conquest. The Borg of their day. No offense."

"Ow! Ow! What do you think you're doing, doc?"

"An impromptu auditory exam."

"Did I pass?"

"With flying colors, which leads me to believe you did hear me when I requested you meet me this morning."

"So. You're going to realign your sensors with Seven's. Sounds like fun."

"Anybody's got any other ideas, I'm listening."

"We could set up a bicycle in the Mess Hall, attach a generator; pedal home?"

"Now why didn't I think of that?"

"...and I volunteer Harry to take the first shift!"

"Wow…"

"Wow, indeed."

"That guy is worse than a Ferengi!"

"Somebody call for a driver?"

"I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor!"

"Loosen up baby doll, the war's almost over."

"No offence, but I'd like to get out of your body as soon as possible."

"What do you think? Boy or a girl?"

"It's a holographic projection."

"Unfortunately, it's a very good projection. I feel 20 kilos heavier. It even kicks."

"Well if we can't transport it out, we'll just have to fly in and grab it."

"Perhaps you weren't paying attention when the Malon freighter imploded?"

"It's a date! These things can't be rushed. They've probably just finished dinner, a couple of drinks, and now they are moving past the polite stage."

"The polite stage? The last 8472 I met tried to dissolve me from the inside out!"

"Will you marry me?"

"Piloting lessons!"

"You're in a good mood."

"It's another beautiful day in the Delta Quadrant."

"What did you have for breakfast?"

"Lieutenant. A first officer could get in a lot of trouble for talking to his captain that way."

"Well, I've learned from the best."

"Look, whatever the reason was, I'm sure it was a horrible thing for you to live with. Wait a minute, you don't think... B'Elanna, I am never going to leave you."

"You say that now but think about how hard it is to live with one Klingon. Pretty soon it'll be two."

"Someday I hope it's three or four. I mean it, and I hope that every one of them is just like you. B'Elanna, I am not your father and you are not your mother, and our daughter is going to be perfect just the way she is."