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Sisko is clearly not a fan of party crashing.
Pardon me! My new puppy keeps trying to spam the Caption Contest by bumping "enter" continuously.
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
Sisko would NEVER regret installing that Disco ball.
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
Sisko would NEVER regret installing that Disco ball.
I AM smiling.
Sisko, his nails freshly manicured.
It appears Sisko is ready for a variation of ‘Boxing Day.’
Come at me, bro.
It was hard work negotiating pay & conditions with the "Union of DS9 Mime Artists".
"Alright, now engage the tractor beam and it will extract that mince pie from Quark's ..."
"Hang on, are you sure this is safe?"
"No, but whatever happens it'll make us laugh."
Q has gone too far this time. He took Sisko’s cooking skills away!
The curse meant that everything Sisko touched turned to M&Ms.
It turns out that Sisko can be quite the grinch.
"If you're Santa Claus then I'm the Christmas Turkey!"
Sisko is displaying his right to bare arms.
Sisko is displaying his right to bear arms.
“Try to break my hands and I will break your face.”
Sisko: If that’s the way you want to play it, I’ll SEE your 46th rule of acquisition, and RAISE you a 46th rule of hockey…
Sisko: You may have “the lobes for business,” but I’ve got “the fists for getting all up in your business.”
Come on… I got your Krampus gift RIGHT HERE.
I like big baubles and I cannot lie.
Just give me back the Stromboli, and this will end peacefully.
"I ain't afraid of no Brussel sprouts!"
(offscreen) "Tell me, is it twue what they say about the way you people are ... gifted?"
(sound of zipper opening)
"Ohhh, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!"
"Sisko only pawn ... in game of life."
"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben!"
NOT an O face.
I dare you to call me Obama one more time.
In the Hands of the Emissary.
Miracle on 34th Level - Sisko is a believer!
"You think I can't handle a Pot Noodle? Bring it on!"
Weighing in at 57.5 kilos… Soaking wet!
The DORK with the SPORK
And in the NEAR CORNER…
Weighing in at 85.5 kilos
He’s the THRILLA that’s VANILLA
"Quark! Keep your hands where I can see them and step away from mistletoe!"
The first human to punch Q is ready for his next challenger.
What fool would challenge this person to a slap fight?
Sisko: "So, the Federation boxing champion is Chakotay? When he gets back from the Delta Quadrant... I'll be here, waiting for him."
Sisko desperately trying to convince Kasidy to go out on a date with him.
Sisko : Kasidy , look at me ; just look at ME !!!
Damn You Odo !!! What the hell were you thinking disguising yourself as Jenifer !!!!
Sisko's reaction to finding out his just kissed Odo , who was in the form of Kasidy.
"That's it, The Geek, just one more win, and you will crack 30. Thaat's iitt... c'monnn..."
Sisko: "I fought one Q once - I can easily handle the whole Continuum!"
Sisko is currently engaged in stressful negotiations with the Grinch. Unfortunately said Grinch has allied with Quark.
Someone just called Sisko’s cooking over rated and underperforming drivel. Dr. Bashir is now awaiting the casualties.
You'd better get over here, BUDDY. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU, Quark!
"SECURITY! INTRUDER ALERT! There's a fat humanoid dressed in red with a big, white beard who has just appeared in my quarters!"
"You'll have to wait, sir! Six large animals pulling a red sledge have arrived in the shuttle bay!"
"Oh no you don't Frankie! Step away from the caption and keep your hands in sight!"
Sisko: "Come on, Dukat! The Bajorans would consider it a honor to get beaten up by the Emissary himself!"
Avery Brooks is not amused by his bonus check.
Bring it!
Sisko: "No, no, no, Jake. The magic mushroom goes on this side of the tree... Hide that creepy little elf in the back."
“Q, return my Christmas decorations and my hands go down.”
Avery Brooks : You want me on Star Trek : Picard !!!!! Woo Hoo !!
Sisko looked at his hands with disgust, had he REALLY just given Odo a back rub?
"I coulda been a contender ya know!"
"C'mon! Whose the man? Yeah? Whose the man? Are you the man?"
"I'm your agent. Now stop messing around and sign this contract for the next season."
Sisko discovers the rare Orb of Attitude.
Sisko : Ok where's my coffee !!!!
Picard: You hit him?
Sisko: He came at me. I brought my hands up like this and I just started swinging.
Picard: You actually hit Q?
Sisko: *starts humming Rocky theme*
Moves like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
Sisko was not pleased with the manicure he got.
Call me moron one time.......
Sisko wants his cat back.
“It is a full moon. Why am I not a werewolf?”
Not everyone can pull off a great pose.
Siskocchio: (blinking eyes and raising arms) I can move! I can talk! I can walk!
Wormhole Alien: I’ve given you life
S: Why?
WA: Because tonight, Starfleet wished for a real Captain
S: Am I a real Captain?
WA: No, Siskocchio. To make the wish come true will be entirely up to you
S: Up to me?
WA: Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you will be a real Captain
S: A real Captain!
Sisko, to self:
I am not afraid of Krampus
I am not afraid of Krampus
I am not afraid of Krampus...
"Show me the money! SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
Sisko: "I'm the Emissary... of Fisticuffs!"
Go Ahead ..... Make My Day !!!
There still doing the Macarenca even in the 24th Century !!
"C'mon then, you DITL captioneers, come and have a go if you think you're smart enough!"
Sisko" So, I just wave my hands like this?
Garak, offscreen: No, no, captain. The hands are turned with the palms out and fingers spread. Then you wave them from the wrist, side to side.
Sisko: You make these "Jazz hands" look so easy.
Siko's tired of this website mocking faces all the time.
Seriously? Who died and made ME Emissary of the Prophets???
Sisko’s evil streak was never more apparent than when he was “helping” a friend park.
Sisko: …that’s it… a little more… doing great… PLENTY of space…
***CRUNCH ***
Sisko always got ultra picky when Jake was putting up the Christmas decorations.
Sisko: "A little to the left, Jake. Little more... Maybe a bit this way... Another half a meter."
Sisko was helpless until his fingernail polish dried.
You wanna catch these hands?
Avery Brooks taking time between shoots to audition for other roles.
Here we see Sisko practicing his speech to his son regarding skipping school.
You haven't got the stuffing balls to take my chipolatas!
The first rule of Chef’s Club is you do not talk about Chef’s Club.
Jadzia and Sisko switched bodies. Jadzia was not amused.
When attempting to negotiate the terms of a deal, make sure no one involved subscribes to mafia style methods of compliance.
Sisko, he is bad to the bone.
"No, Kassidy, of course I didn't forget your Christmas present. It's, err, it's right here, but, ummm, only really smart people can see it."
Sisko: “Okay, Old Man… I’ve had enough!! I’ve been waiting a long time for this…”
Dax: “Benjamin… I just accidentally drank your coffee…”
I was NOT talking about Fight Club.
Kick it!
You wake up late for your shift, man you don't want to go
You ask the captain, please, but he still says, no!
You missed work, and got extra duties
But Kira preaches like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta fight for your right to party
I need to warn you: This is NOT that kind of red shirt.
NOW you tell me that this was't hand sanitizer? NOW you tell me it's slow setting crazy glue?
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for latinum, I don't have any. But what I do have are A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you STFU now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you...
You're saying that if I continue with this attitude all my hair will fall out, and I’ll feel so naked that I grow a goatee??? Nevah gonna happen.
“Quark, hand over the Latium.”
“If the Continuum has told you once, it has told you a thousand times. Don’t provoke Sisko!”
Come on , Come on , I can do this all day.
Are you talking to me ? I'm the only one in the hall. Are you talking to me !
Siskos attempt's at waving the smell of the fart he just did ..... Had FAILED !!!
Sisko : Get Over Here !!!!
Sisko : I'm right here , if you want me.
Sisko: “Alright Winn… I don’t care if you are a Vedek, the Kai, or the Grand Poobah! I’ve had enough! Ten minutes on the Promenade… you… me… two banjos.”
Bad Jazz Hands…
Captain Solok: Do not worry, Commander, not everybody can do the Vulcan salute. It is merely a side effect of human inferiority.
I will punch you into the next sector and I will learn to live with it. Because I CAN live with it.
Counting the ways in which he was not interested in becoming a religious icon, Sisko had reached ten when Kai Opaka released a very loud and eggy fart.
Red Riding Hood did not like that Sisko only knew how to contribute wolves to the shadow puppet theater and had strong words about it.
And that's when the ghost grabbed Sisko from behind and started licking his ear. He was unsure how to feel about it.
I have a question for you and I want you to think very carefully about your answer. How do you like my new nail polish.
Sisko: All right, Q, you wanna go another round? Bring it on!
“Jadzia, these are manicured fingers.”
There are some jokes I would like to make, but Sisco would break my legs.
Q just blinked Sisco’s prize turkey from his hands. The gauntlet has been thrown.
Someone crashed the wrong party.
“I am supposed to be cooking right now. You are keeping me from my kitchen. Put ‘‘em up!”
“Nog, where are my oven mitts?”
Creed in the 24th century.
It appears not even Sisco is willing to play nice with those that talk politics at his Christmas Dinner.
This image haunts Q’s nightmares.
Sisko: “Hey… check this out…. I’m Neo… you know… The Matrix… Great, huh? Hold on… I do a great Trinity also.”
You want a piece of this??? -I’m not offering, I’m just inquiring.
You want a piece of this?


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