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McFortner Commander Scott, you are going to the retirement planet whether you like it or not.
Chromedome "You don't impress me. I'm a series regular and you're just a one shot, jobbing actor. Admiral. Sir."
Captain 8472 “Admiral, I can explain. Your daughter was the one to approach Kirk.”
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, why is your mustache green?”
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, Kirk is claiming you provided the ‘drinks’ at the party. Can you please explain how so many people ended up with blood alcohol levels near 1%?”
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, do you have any knowledge about Kirk’s recent Halloween party? The ‘claims’ of various inappropriate ‘activities’ are quite troubling.”
Frankie Chestnuts Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again."
Scotty: "Aye, Admiral... but the Captain lets me hae a wee dram noo an' again."
Frankie Chestnuts Morrow:"Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again."
Scotty: "Ay admiral... but gin it makes a difference, A have bowked several times."
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?”
Frankie Chestnuts Scotty: "Admiral, with all due respect... If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle."
Morrow [Just stares]
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… the fact that you periodically wear a kilt DOES NOT give you the privilege to use the ladies room."
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Seriously, Mr. Scott… It IS Original Series over Next Generation, but it's PICARD over Kirk!"
Chromedome "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?"
"Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder."
"Who says I was looking over your shoulder?"
Chromedome "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!"
The Geek "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like."
Frankie Chestnuts Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… If you continue with the sea shanties, I’ll not only decommission the Enterprise, but I’ll decommission YOU also!”
Miss Marple “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…”

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