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Chromedome "Hello! I'm canvassing for Count Binface to be Member of Parliament here in Clacton. Can we count on your vote?"
[In the interests of political balance, other candidates are available - but none of them are sensible.]
Chromedome "You can keep your warp factor. Round here we need sun protection factor. 50000."
N'tran DS 12 Grit your teeth and carry on.
N'tran DS 12 There were lines on the mirror
Lines on his face.
Captain 8472 “No one expects the Stellar Inquisition!”
Captain 8472 “Draw me like your French girls.”
Captain 8472 Has the ozone layer gotten that bad?
Captain 8472 Creepy clowns…. In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace….
Chromedome (offscreen) "You're supposed to use the toothpaste on your teeth idiot!"
Chromedome That's what you call cracking a smile.
Chromedome Normally, he was a hard headed guy. But sometimes he was a bit flaky at the edges.
Frankie Chestnuts Director: “CUT!!! MAKEUP!!! I specifically requested black teeth… BLACK TEETH!!”
N'tran DS 12 Plastered?
N'tran DS 12 Makeup department, I'll get you for this.
N'tran DS 12 This is the creepiest smile since Kor.
N'tran DS 12 We needed drydock, not drywall.
Frankie Chestnuts “Unguent!! I need UNGUENT.”
Frankie Chestnuts Pasty white skin: Check!
Ugly Euro style scarf: Check!
All he needs is retro facial hair and we got the first hipster!
Chromedome "Hi honey! I'm home!"
Chromedome This is what happens when a plasterer has a bad day at the office.
Chromedome "Welcome to Spackle-world!"

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