|Chromedome||"Did you order the chicken fried rice?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "B'Elanna... Are you the one that installed the face to face urinals in the men's rooms?"
Torres: "Yes... that was me. I'm sorry, Captain."
Janeway: "No reason to be sorry... I thought it was friggin' hilarious!"
Chakotay: "I didn't."
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Make it so!"
Torres: "It sounds way better when Picard says this..."
|Captain 8472||Janeway: I am here to give you a pair of shots.|
|Miss Marple||Janeway: So, it turns out you can get your flu vaccine
AT THE SAME TIME
you get your Covid booster!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “I hear you’ve been spending a lot of time with Tom in his mint condition, 1969 Chevy CAM-a-ro.”
B’Elanna: “That’s pronounced Ca-MER-o.
Janeway: “Tom-A-to… To-MA-to.”
B’Elanna: “That’s pronounced ּאָמידאָר”
Janeway: “That’s Yiddish.”
B’Elanna: “My father was Jewish.”
Janeway: “His last name was Torres.”
B’Elanna: “Long story.”
|MR. WORF||Janeway : B'Elanna , do you have your dual vaccination papers ??!
B'Elanna : Ummm well..........vaccination ??
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "You petaQ!"
Torres: "Excuse me, what!?"
Janeway: "Did I pronounce that right?"
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Soooo... which one of you is the real B'Elanna?"
Torres: "Captain, you're drunk again."
|Chromedome||"Yeah, I was THIS close to seeing Frankie Chestnuts."|
|Richard||Who has two fingers and wants you to fix the warp core?|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||And YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft...|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||I want YOU...To join Starfleet!|
|Chromedome||"Captain, this is not what being 'double jabbed' means!"|
|Captain 8472||In the future, going ‘as yourself’ for Halloween is considered both clever and lazy.|
|Captain 8472||“You need to lay down the law. Tom cannot be allowed to go out drinking every night.”|
|Captain 8472||Janeway: I’m the captain now.|
|Chromedome||"Have you heard? Bezos is going to put Shatner into orbit."
"They're gonna need a bigger rocket."
|MR. WORF||Unfortunately the Captain told B'Elanna that she couldn't discus their night rendezvous last night.|
|Captain 8472||Janeway: Unlike you, I get to return in future Star Trek projects.|
|Chromedome||"Those two pointy things on the back of the ship ... they are the engine thingies aren't they?|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "B'Elanna, you're a damn good engineer - can you install phaser emitters in my fingertips?"|
|Chromedome||"Have I got a job for you? You're our new ... Morale Officer!"|
|Hugh||If you were Seven of Nine, I'd be touching you from here|
|EMH_MkI||Janeway: So when I say jump, you say?
Torres: What warp factor?
Janeway: Okay, Chakotay, she's our new Chief Engineer.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "B'Elanna... Did YOU invite Nelix onto the holodeck, disengage the safety protocols, then initiate a level 7 Klingon calisthenics program?"
B'Elanna: "No, Captain..."
Janeway: "Is this something you could do for me?"
|Horta not Vorta||Bad Touch! (in a few more inches)|
|Captain 8472||This morning, on The View...|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "It was so cold, my two little Janeways were literally like this!"
B'Elanna: "Too much information, Captain!"
|RedDwarfian||"Torres, you have gotten the replicators making a proper cup of coffee again. I owe you a favor."
"...Can you get Paris off from Alpha shift next Thursday?"
|Commodore Bob Wesley||One antimatter containment failure and everyone starts pointing fingers.|
|Chromedome||"Chief, where have you been?"
"I've been fixing the trans-state hydro convertor."
"What?! Of all the things wrong on this ship and you're fixing the ice machine?"
"Whatever. I want a cold drink."
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Quick, who is your favorite Starfleet captain?"
B'Elanna: "Uh... Picard?"
Janeway: "WRONG ANSWER!"
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Lt. Paris may be your boyfriend, but *I* am the mother of his children!"
B'Elanna: "His salamander children."
|MR. WORF||Janeway : B'Elanna ! I need you to repair my replicator , I need a coffee badly !!!!|
|Captain 8472||B’Elanna could not find a way to win an argument without breaking Janeway’s fingers.|
|Chromedome||"Captain, you're going to have to work on your disco pointy dance."|
|PegasusJF||Janeway getting to the pointy point.|
|MR. WORF||B'Elanna , Pull my fingers .|
|Captain 8472||The wives of Rick Berman and Brannon Bragga argue over who’s husband did the most damage to Star Trek.|
|MR. WORF||B'Elanna , regulations state your Boobs must be this far apart when your in uniform.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “B’Elanna… Do you know that your star ship’s manufacture’s warranty is about to expire?”|
|MR. WORF||Janeway : B'Elanna did you see a tube of KY jelly about this long outside hollodeck 2 ??|
|Captain 8472||Janeway: B’Elanna, why were you and Tom in my quarters, naked?|
|Admiral Dunsel||Shouldn't these be bigger?|
|Eyes In The Sky||Janeway to B'elanna:Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under!|
|Chromedome||"Why can't women judge distance? Because men tell them this is 12 inches."|
|Chromedome||Janeway; "I like your style."|
|Captain 8472||When Janeway stars pointing, run!|
|Captain 8472||Janeway: Is there any way you can get our show back on Netflix?
B’Elanna: Not without Paramount’s leagal approval.
|Bird of Prey||B'Elanna: "Captain, all the phasers on board stopped working!"
Janeway: "No problem! Just hold your fingers like this and say 'Pew, pew pew!'"
|Miss Marple||Thanks, DITL, for acknowledging the start of breast cancer awareness month.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "Gesundheit B'Elanna... I need YOU to see the doctor."
B'Elanna: "I'mb darry Captain."
|Chromedome||Battle Of The Power Haircuts|
|Chromedome||"Yeah, Paris is this big!"|
|Chromedome||"No Captain, this water divining thing DOES work. You just point your fingers in front of ou and when they cross, you are standing above a source of water!"|
|Captain 8472||“B’Elanna, you are supposed to be perky, like, pointing.”|
|MLCoolJ||"Stick 'em up!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Despite repeated requests from the crew, Janeway continued to discuss the 'Captain's Log'.|
|EMH_MkI||Janeway: So let me get this straight.
Janeway: One moment. My fingers are still crooked.
|SlartyBardFast||Janeway: "Who has two index fingers and no bumps on her forehead?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "YOU get a car... YOU get a car... YOU get a car... YOU get a car..."
B'Elanna: "A car, captain?"
Janeway: "Shut up, B'Elanna because... YOU get a car... YOU get a car..."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "B'Elanna... before we meet up with the Borg again, I need you to upgrade the weapons... the guns... you know those shooty things."
B'Elanna: "You mean the phasers?"
Janeway: "Sure... Whatever."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "...then I sneak up behind Tuvok and kneel down. Then you push him! REALLY! He'll think it's hilarious!"|
|Captain 8472||Captain Janeway was not going to let a lieutenant get get the last word.|
|Captain 8472||Producer: Let’s see how much innuendo we can add to this episode.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “Search the historical files… Her name was Madonna and her boobs were her primary weapon.”|
|Miss Marple||AGAIN with the naughty pictures…|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway and B’Elanna discuss the short lived, but memorable fashion trend of “cone-y bras” of the mid 20th century.|
|Miss Marple||Once again a conflict on Voyager is resolved with a dance-off.|
|Captain 8472||Those in the background are wondering if this is the start of a new fanfic.|
|Captain 8472||Janeway is demonstrating the size of her boobs, post ‘upgrade.’|
|Miss Marple||Torres, to self: For a smart lady, she really doesn’t understand the concept of “telling a fish story.”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “Yo B’Elanna… My fingers are DOWN HERE!”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “Pew…. Pew, Pew.”|
|MR. WORF||Janeway : B'Elanna , my Boobs are definitely bigger than yours .
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