| Name | Caption | 
| Captain 8472 | “Yes, that is a cross-temporal portal behind me, and I did travel through it.” | 
| Chromedome | "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to give her a decent caption." | 
| Chromedome | "This is the view up Q's rectum." | 
| Horta not Vorta | If this is the view up Q's rectum, Call the picture
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| Chromedome | "This Venn diagram shows, inside the circle, the members of the Wesley Crusher Fan Club ..." | 
| Captain 8472 | “Yes, that is a miniature black hole behind me, but it is fully contained.” *screeching crunch, alarms sound*
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| Captain 8472 | “Wait, crew members have to do WHAT with me for Enterprise Bingo?!” | 
| Chromedome | "As you can see, it really IS full of stars!" |