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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Lursa: "Are you staring at our backsides, you p'taQ?" Jake: "Yes... yes I am." B'tor: "...Good." |
| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | The Nineteen Eighties called, they want their shoulder pads & chunky knit jumpers back! |
| AdmiralM | "Some women will break your heart Klingon women will rip it out and make sandwiches." |
| Bird of Prey | This year Starfleet Academy issued a short educational movie that warns about the dangers of catcalling Klingon females... |
| The Geek | Sisko finds out Jake has been borrowing Worf's 'Calisthenics' program. |
| Miss Marple | Lursa: Actually it's pronounced "Duras" with the emphasis on the SECOND syllable. B'Etor: Yes, the emphasis is on the ASS. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Excellent! Next we have Lursa sporting a very versatile deep teal brocade jaquette in sark wool, complemented with a functional grey minn’hor leather jumper. And she is followed by B’Etor, who’s wearing... um... pretty well the same thing... Thank you ladies. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Zoolander had his “Blue Steel” look. B’Etor has “Crimson Brass”. Lursa just kind of looks pissed off. |
| Bird of Prey | Usually I like women paying attention to me, but... |
| Chromedome | "Ve go ... but ve kom back!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Lursa and B’Etor. Their names roughly translate to “solemnly” and “decorum”. |
| Horta not Vorta | Klingon Females and Urinals? |
| Bird of Prey | Duras Sister Act |
| Miss Marple | Betty White is quoted as saying: "Why do people say "grow some balls"?. Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding" But she was just paraphrasing an old Klingon saying. |
| Bird of Prey | I like big head ridges and I cannot lie... |
| Chromedome | "We're looking for new outfits. Something less sexy." |
| woodside | Garak, next time a Klingon woman asks "do my ridges look big in this?", you say Yes! |
| PegasusJF | Suspicion personified. |
| AdmiralM | ""TOXIC FEMININITY"" |
| Guybrush | The looks JJ Abrams gets when entering a Star Trek convention. |
| Horta not Vorta | Sisters Lursa and B'Tor Ordering from a Cardassian Taylor If these new costumes Pinch our BeZooms We'll return to even the Score. |
| Bird of Prey | Uh oh... Those two spotted us... Don't make any sudden movements... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Garak: "I'll have these outfits dyed in no time... . It IS a good day to dye... You know... Dye... . You know... D-Y-E, not D-I-E." B'Etor: "You are correct, may be a good day to die..." Garak: "Got it." |
| Chromedome | "What do you mean? You don't stock chainmail bikinis?" |
| Bird of Prey | Quite inexplicably "Qo'noS' Next Top Model" has been one of the most successful shows in recent years... |
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