| Name |
Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Archer, getting his ass kicked again. This time, by water. |
| jg |
I kinda got a feeling this isn't what's meant by keeping the caption competition fairly clean. |
| Mr. President |
"Thank god this didn't happen during the colonic." |
| Ktasay |
COLD!!! When are they going to invent a shower using sound instead of water! |
| Mr. President |
Burst water pipe in your spaceship? No artificial gravity? Call the Super Mario Bros. on 1-800-POW-ERUP. (Service not available in the Mushroom Kingdom) |
| sentinel64 |
Cpt Archer: Tucker... why do you always check the gravity system when I am taking a shower.
Tucker (over intercom): Captain... I hope you are enjoying the moment... and in a couple minutes... you'll be all wet (HA! HA! HA!) |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Archer: "Archer to Engineering... Very funny, Trip... Ha, ha, ha... How would you like to be scrubbing plasma conduits for the next month? TURN THE GRAVITY BACK ON!! NOW!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Archer: "How's this Shatner? I managed to get my shirt off again! AND this is my REAL hair!" |
| tuvoc74656 |
...dont ask where trip is... |
| Mr. President |
Despite technical difficulties, Captain Archer attempts to cleanse himself of deep space grime. |
| Bird of Prey |
Archer: 'Wait, this isn't the transporter platform!' |
| RandomDude |
It's a good thing I'm not using the toilet... |
| Sondak |
Sudden loss of artificial gravity is a sharp lesson to those who pee in the shower. |
| PHRobertson |
"Hmm... when gravity gets restored, this water's gonna end up all over the floor. I wonder if Phlox'll let me borrow his Squeezy-Mop of Awesomeness..." |
| The Geek |
Archer reenacts the time he spent in a Turkish prison. Notice the smile. |
| Mr. President |
"I really ought to stop going to those zero-gravity bukkake parties." |
| Mr. President |
Archer: (into comms) "Trip, the artificial gravity has gone on B deck, I need you to fix it as soon as possible."
Archer (internal monologue) "WHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" |
| Mr. President |
In space no one can hear you steam. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Archer: "Aww... Dammit! PORTHOS!! Bad boy! BAD BOY!" |
| mwhittington |
Archer: I'm floating, I'm wet, and I'm naked... Oh, yeah, I KNOW how to have a good time! |
| Bird of Prey |
Sorry, hetero-males & lesbians, nothing here for you today. |
| Mr. President |
"At least I'm not cleaning the chemical toilets on C deck right now. Poor Trip..." |
| The Geek |
As you can see, this is indeed a shower scene, but with a distinct lack ok of T- Pol, and far too much Archer.
Is there any doubt why this show got cancelled? |
| Mr. President |
Not pictured: Jolene Blalock. |
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