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Caption Competition

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12 Dec 2010

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nerd86 Not pictured: sanity.

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nerd86 The Invisible Man steals babies. It's a hobby.
Rob OOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mr. President "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
The Geek B'Lanna: "Our child is so beautiful!"
EMH: "It's only a model."
Tom: "Shh!"
Foxbat "...and he shall be named Mister Mxyzptlk..."
Frankie Chestnuts Baby... The other white meat.
Frankie Chestnuts The naked baby's bad enough... But that hair just creaps me out.
Frankie Chestnuts Geordi: "It could be worse... He could be frozen."
mwhittington Paris: Hey, Doc. I thought babies were supposed to look like Winston Churchill, but why does ours look like Kahless the Unforgettable?
drow Tom: "That's what he'd look like?"
EMH: "Simulated, yes."
Tom: "I want a vasectomy."
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: "I love my baby back, baby back, baby back..."
Paris: "Doctor, please shut up."
N'tra DS 12 The youngster floats in mid air.
Dressed in nothing, quite bare
My oh my
It's a CGI
With a Klingon forehead and hair
ThomasJBryant This is what they were looking for in last weeks caption competition. Guess it wasn't a tumor after all.
Mr. President Believe it or not, this was not the worst entry in Star Trek Online's "design the next Enterprise contest."
Bird of Prey Tom Paris: "How cool! My child will be able to levitate!"
EMH: "That's not the point of the simulation."
mwhittington Infant: CHuLi DaQ iLaQ PeTaQ!
Paris: Aww, she's babbling! Isn't baby babble so cute, honey?
Torres: She's speaking perfect Klingon, Tom.
Tiberius In the 24th century, Cupid doesn't have a bow and arrows. He whacks at your head with a bat'leth. And it's cute.
nerd86 After the brief success of Muppet Babies Brannon and Braga decided to cash in on the ill-conceived "Star Trek Babies". It did go over well in Japan though...
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: "This baby is beautiful. It looks just like Mr. Paris."
Harry: "You're right, just without the balls."
EMH: "Like I said, just like Mr. Paris."
Frankie Chestnuts B'Elanna: "I don't care what you say, I'm not breast feeding."
Tom: "But isn't it best for the baby?"
B'Elanna: "It may be best for her, but not for me! Have you seen Klingon baby teeth?"
Frankie Chestnuts "Mogh calling Orsen... Come in Orsen."
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "You can already tell he's part Klingon."
B'Elanna: "Yeah... The ridges are beautiful."
Paris: "No, no... his toe nails already need trimming."
Bird of Prey EMH: "Her IQ will be a bit about average. Very surprising, considering who the father is."
Sondak Congratulations, lieutennant. She’ll have you ridges and temper with your husband’s dithering nerdisms and receding hairline.

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