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| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Not pictured: sanity. |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | The Invisible Man steals babies. It's a hobby. |
| Rob | OOOMMMMMMMMMMM! |
| Mr. President | "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" |
| The Geek | B'Lanna: "Our child is so beautiful!" EMH: "It's only a model." Tom: "Shh!" |
| Foxbat | "...and he shall be named Mister Mxyzptlk..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Baby... The other white meat. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The naked baby's bad enough... But that hair just creaps me out. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Geordi: "It could be worse... He could be frozen." |
| mwhittington | Paris: Hey, Doc. I thought babies were supposed to look like Winston Churchill, but why does ours look like Kahless the Unforgettable? |
| drow | Tom: "That's what he'd look like?" EMH: "Simulated, yes." Tom: "I want a vasectomy." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "I love my baby back, baby back, baby back..." Paris: "Doctor, please shut up." |
| N'tra DS 12 | The youngster floats in mid air. Dressed in nothing, quite bare My oh my It's a CGI With a Klingon forehead and hair |
| ThomasJBryant | This is what they were looking for in last weeks caption competition. Guess it wasn't a tumor after all. |
| Mr. President | Believe it or not, this was not the worst entry in Star Trek Online's "design the next Enterprise contest." |
| Bird of Prey | Tom Paris: "How cool! My child will be able to levitate!" EMH: "That's not the point of the simulation." |
| mwhittington | Infant: CHuLi DaQ iLaQ PeTaQ! Paris: Aww, she's babbling! Isn't baby babble so cute, honey? Torres: She's speaking perfect Klingon, Tom. |
| Tiberius | In the 24th century, Cupid doesn't have a bow and arrows. He whacks at your head with a bat'leth. And it's cute. |
| nerd86 | After the brief success of Muppet Babies Brannon and Braga decided to cash in on the ill-conceived "Star Trek Babies". It did go over well in Japan though... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "This baby is beautiful. It looks just like Mr. Paris." Harry: "You're right, just without the balls." EMH: "Like I said, just like Mr. Paris." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | B'Elanna: "I don't care what you say, I'm not breast feeding." Tom: "But isn't it best for the baby?" B'Elanna: "It may be best for her, but not for me! Have you seen Klingon baby teeth?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Mogh calling Orsen... Come in Orsen." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "You can already tell he's part Klingon." B'Elanna: "Yeah... The ridges are beautiful." Paris: "No, no... his toe nails already need trimming." |
| Bird of Prey | EMH: "Her IQ will be a bit about average. Very surprising, considering who the father is." |
| Sondak | Congratulations, lieutennant. She’ll have you ridges and temper with your husband’s dithering nerdisms and receding hairline. |
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