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| Name | Caption |
| Drewflav | Kirk: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! Kahn: KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! Kirk: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! Kahn: KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! Spock: Most illogical... Scotty: Aye, that it is. Spock: Humans can be so illogical... Kirk and Kahn: SSSSPPPPPPOOOOOCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!! |
| Name | Caption |
| DBB | Kirk: HUURRR!! Doesn't that sound like like a walrus? HUURRR!! HUUUURR!! Doesn't it? HUUURR!! Uhura: What's wrong with the captain? Spock: He is...not well. |
| Acid | Kirk: Whos your daddy. Woman: Captain Kirk. Kirk: Whos your Daddy! Woman: Cpatain Kirk! Kirk: WHOS YOUR DADDY!! Woman: CAPTAIN KIIIIIIRK!!! Kirk: Thats Right baby. Remember that. |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Hands off of my women! Yes, you heard that right: Plural!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Imitate Your Favorite Animal Night" aboard the Enterprise was running smoothly until the captain did his "Angry Guppy". |
| Mr. President | "Sulu! That was the worst sex I've had all day!" |
| Mr. President | Kirk...has...had...enough...of...YOU! |
| Mr. President | "You can't tell me what to do, You're not the boss of me! ...Admiral." |
| nerd86 | McCoy: I think you've had enough enemas today. Kirk: I'll tell you when I've had enough! |
| Tetsu | I SAID KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO CAPTAIN |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Director: "CUT!!" Shatner: "Makeup... MAKEUP!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Captain-" Kirk: "I WANNA LIVE LIKE COMMON PEOPLE!" Bones: "But Jim you want ANOTHER enema?" Kirk: "I WANNA DO WHATEVER COMMON PEOPLE DO." |
| nerd86 | Dir: Okay, now give us your sad look. How about joyful. Satisfied. Disgruntled. Jealous. Scared. Shocked. Angry. There we go, that might pass as an emotion. Roll camera! |
| Graeme A Carter | "And then, and then, the Gorn came over to me and he was all like GRRRRRRR..." |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "This ping-pong match is so exciting!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "OVERACTING??? What do you mean OVERACTING???" |
| DBB | Kirk discovers, rather unpleasantly, that he failed to remove ALL the Tribbles from his chair. |
| The Geek | Kirk, as he finally realizes he is not, in fact, too sexy for his shirt. |
| Mr. President | "You idiot! Those WERE the droids we were looking for!" |
| Sondak | Who! Does! Number! Two! Work! For!?!? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "You've got to me kidding me... SULU'S GAY???" |
| darias | I'm sick of these Mother F***ing Tribbles on this Mother F***ing Space Ship |
| Skifreak | "And this Friday night at the Colloseum, you're going DOWN, Klingon! YOu hear me?!?! No one takes the heavyweight championship belt away from me! NO ONE!" |
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