| Name |
Caption |
| Captain 8472 |
This is your Kirk. This is your Kirk on drugs. |
| Captain Nathan |
Shatner to himself: "Yeah, we really need to fire that prop guy." |
| David |
Before Dennis Hopper, there was William Shatner. |
| Will Deker |
William Shatner: I've heard of a roast, but this is rid..icu..lous. |
| DBB |
No, Kirk, you're supposed to wear the athletic cup on your... Oh, nevermind. |
| OlderThanTOS |
"There are three smells! THERE ARE THREE SMELLS!" |
| iBorg |
Sorry we couldn't get you that Darth Vader suit, Jim. You'll have to make do with this respirator for Halloween. |
| Guybrush |
"Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain." |
| Pudabudigada |
Tonight on 'When surgery goes wrong' series 10000: Nose jobs by 'country doctors' only on SKY 1235 |
| Scion Ninja |
Taste the Rainbow, Captain Kirk |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"To Smell where No One has Smelled Before." |
| Bodhi |
After the embarrassing toupee incident, Shatner went to great lengths to ensure he never sneezed on set again. |
| Bodhi |
Punishment for trespassing on this planet is to don the Jockstrap of Evil. |
| Bird of Prey |
Kirk: "And what is the name of this, er... beautiful planet?"
Native: "Excrementia Prime!"
Kirk: "Figures..." |
| Bird of Prey |
Kirk: "So... This is the way your people consume candy?"
Man on the left: "You should feel honoured, Captain! We don't inhale our peace canndy with everyone!" |
| Foxbat |
The real reason why Shatner's version of 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' is so awful... |
| David Salberg |
Kirk prepares for Swine Flu. |
| SteveWD |
The props on Star Trek were generally pretty cool, but this one was a real stinker. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Shatner: "I can even make THIS stupid thing look good." |
| Steamrunner92 |
Kirk's libido helped usher in a new era of "protection". |
| nerd86 |
All in all, Shatner's worn weirder looking things on his head. |
| HungryHungarian |
Spock: 'Captain, I have heard the legends of the Vulcan Death Farts, but i believe your reaction is a bit exaggerated.' |
| The Geek |
"Kirk to Enterprise. Any chance you could beam down my dignity?" |
| SteveWD |
Yep, you guessed it, it's "The Silence of the Hams" |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
As a follow-up to the much publicized episode, "Spock's Brain", the writing staff came up with "Kirk's Nose". |
| nerd86 |
Kirk couldn't bear the idea of standing here another week being made fun of by a bunch of geeks and decided to take his own life rather than continue this torture the natives called "Caption Competition". |
| MtK |
...and they where complaining about Michael Jacksons bad nose surgeries... |
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