| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Captain 8472 | 
Worf: I'm getting that sinking feeling. | 
| Drakey | 
The gay Klingon, Fab'uhless, finally convinced Worf to try the mudbath, and dammit, he was right. It really did feel better than bathing in the blood of your fallen enemies. | 
| epclarkson | 
"Only a few inches deep, he says. Should only get your boots dirty, he says. Grrrrr." | 
| jg | 
It was bound to happen. Riker's ego finally exploded, filling the room to neck level with smugness. | 
| Scarlet | 
"Are there...SUPPOSED to be Regellian eels in here?" | 
| MarkB | 
No-one was brave enough to tell Worf that he was supposed to cross The River Of Blood, not mud. | 
| Tobias | 
Reason #8,132,540,697 why Worf hates Ferangi: a mandatory one hour soak in the Grand Nagus' ear wax pools before treaty signing. | 
| SlideMan | 
Geordi: Say it! Worf: I will not. Geordi: Say it or you're not getting out of there! Worf: Oh all right. "Hello. My name is Harry Mudd." | 
| Tobias | 
I swear on the grave of Kahless himself that Chief O'Brien will pay for running off with my pants... | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
"When Jadzia said she wanted to 'get dirty', this was not what I had in mind!" | 
| HungryHungarian | 
How did I wake up here? It must have been a long night ...uuugh, I think I have to give up the blood wine. | 
| Mr. President | 
Early experiments into personal cloaking devices met with limited success for the Klingon Empire. | 
| Mr. President | 
"Hey, your patio ornament looks like my security officer." | 
| HungryHungarian | 
At least they won't see my pink lacy underwear while I'm here. | 
| HungryHungarian | 
Dammit! The concrete has set! | 
| Acid | 
Worf Enjoys the Trill Sperm Baths of Nigal IV | 
| HungryHungarian | 
Few people know that Cleopatra wasn't so beautiful during her milk baths. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
Warf: "You're just supposed to SIT here?" To Self: "At least they can't see my hands." | 
| Ian Kennedy | 
"Well it started with 'dhioria and vomitting'..." | 
| Bishop | 
Starfleet Academy hazing gone too far... | 
| The Geek | 
The gross part? The water was actually clear before Worf got in... | 
| Mr. President | 
"When I said, 'I've had it up to here', this wasn't exactly what I meant." |